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I like how they knock Mario for being mediocre when 1. They wanted him to be their coach and 2. He has won more conference titles in 4 years than they have in the last 14 years.


Shut up, maaaannn. Don't you know that G5 Billy Gaypier's record at Louisiana is better than Mario's record at FIU, and that G5 Billy Gaypier's 2 Sun Belt championships are better than Mario's two PAC-12 championships?
 
41 to 997 / US-1 merge. Still goes through Homestead and Florida City.


Interesting. I guess when we sent people to the Krome Avenue Detention Center, we were getting them out of the Miami region. Plus the Miami-Hometead Airport is west of Krome, right?

Oh well, I tried. I'm sure Pragmatic drives AROUND the Miami region all the time...
 
Interesting. I guess when we sent people to the Krome Avenue Detention Center, we were getting them out of the Miami region. Plus the Miami-Hometead Airport is west of Krome, right?

Oh well, I tried. I'm sure Pragmatic drives AROUND the Miami region all the time...
Lol. I’m with you. I’m just trying to help make his drive around the miami region dream a reality.
 
They have an inferiority complex. And I hope the Northern Dummy shows that reply and explain how they are inferior to Miami when it comes to on the field competition. All they have is a on campus stadium. One where Miami has 13-9 win advantage at the Swamp. So we own them in their own stadium😂😂

TrumpyCane found it funny they basically called themselves Cooper Manning and us Eli Manning

So they’re a program no one really gives a **** about?
 
An open letter to Northern Gator:

You are invited to join us to debate any topics, but I'd like to provide a brief outline of some subjects that might prove stimulating and serve as a good starting point for ongoing debate:

1. A discussion of the relative merits and resumes of our head coaches - do you feel that Billy Napier's performance in 4 years as WR Coach at Alabama exceeded Mario's 4 years as AHC/OL Coach/Recruiting Coordinator at Alabama? Do you believe that Napier's 4 years (and 2 championships) at Louisiana exceed Mario's 5 years (and 2 championships) at Oregon? What is your basis for projecting any edge to Napier at Florida over Mario at Miami, other than your belief that Florida is just "better" than Miami?

2. A head-to-head comparison of our assistant coaching staffs - first, we already acknowledge that Corey Raymond is the better secondary coach. But for the other 9 positions (10 if you want to include the S&C Coach), we would like to debate each position side-by-side. Even better, we can add on a section of the debate where we compare Athletic Directors too.

3. A debate of the "athletic success" of both schools - for football, Miami starting winning national championships in the 1980s and Florida started winning SEC championships in the 1990s; we certainly acknowledge that Florida has had more basketball success, while I'm sure you would acknowledge that Miami has had more baseball success. Once we get into "Olympic sports", it might get too "inside-baseball", but that is up to you. I am prepared to discuss factual items (actual championships and trophies and whatnot) or intangible stuff (people just like us better, na-na-na), but I'd prefer to stick to more statistical and provable points. It would also be nice to go apples-to-apples, and not debate sports that the other school does not have, or time periods prior to the 1920s.

4. A frank and friendly chat about "facilities" - again, for football, it's a bit of a challenge to compare an ancient-but-owned stadium to a relatively-new-but-rented stadium, but we can try our best (BOTH of us) to be fair. For everything else (and, yes, there ARE other sports besides football which contribute to the definition of "facilities"), we can move forward on those comparisons.

5. Compare/contrast media markets and fan bases - I know, I know, this is where you'd love to bust out your racist phrases like "five rangz!", but I'm suggesting that we keep this one statistical/factual as well. Let's have a very non-racist discussion of where we see our "brands" and our "reach", as well as the various attributes of our geographical locations and other factors.

6. Let's talk about recruiting - this one should be fun...

Bonus Round - an emotional and vicious fight over whether "blue" or "green" is the superior color complement to orange and white.

Come on, Northern, you talk a big game about what a rugged debater you are, we'd love to host you (and we could even go home-and-home if Blake would allow for it).
 
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Lol they latched on to my post. Let me see of i can explain to you lurking rats. Firstly, i have never been to a lizard board. Other than to check recruits ratings etc, i never go to 247..Any 247 message board. 2nd lots of schools been playing football before Miami. That still aint change that we got more national titles....equally important, we murdered that *** till u man took us off the schedule. Not only that we have more head to head wins, and went over 20 years without losing to you bum ***. You are not a little brother. You are a distant relative born from incest with 2 toes....except we are not blood related, could never be.
 
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Sure, but how does he get from Tamiami to the 9336 without Taking the Turnpike? Is he a Seminole Indian with an airboat?

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Here come the maps!!!!

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He does that and he’s not even a real tough guy - you can tell - he says the gayest **** at times and cries like a ***** sometimes - like when he whined about the Rock or NIL when it came out - to the point that his panic attacks on their board are a running joke there.
Convince that little ***** to come over here. I doubt he has the balls to.
 
How moronic do you have to be to be discussing the success of the TEAM you follow and say more rings don’t matter? Especially when you’ve been around 70 more years. What matters then? Playing in the mighty SEC? That’s like the Knicks saying yeah we’ve been around much longer than the Heat and have less championships than them but we’re a better organization because we played in the same division as the Celtics who have more rings. Success by osmosis.

They clearly have us in basketball but they’ve been around 70 mores years and we have almost twice as many rings in football and many more in baseball. Plus it’s not only the rings we have in football and baseball go back and check how many more championship games we played in than them. We played for our last ring in football in 2002 while they did in 2008, a mere difference of 6 years. Neither has done shït since then and unlike them we don’t have two 4 win seasons in that span. So if we ain’t talking about our history then what are they talking about? The success of their gymnastics team? Is that what has them subscribing to 247 and spending time on message boards?? No other sport but those 3 have fans on message boards.

Let’s not even get started on the success of our former athletes. They are the best in one thing and that’s producing bust. #DBustU
 
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I cannot even attempt to describe how much I love these ranting ****posts from you.
Apologies my brother, but I absolutely HATE when they release their SMUG, DISRESPECTFUL, LIES, AND WRONG OPINIONS about the two programs! I can’t sit back and not say or call them out on it! I don’t know what’s wrong with them…FSU fans will TALK THEIR lil ish(that’s fine), but I haven’t had or known any to say some of the stuff about our program that gaytors say….
 
They have an inferiority complex. And I hope the Northern Dummy shows that reply and explain how they are inferior to Miami when it comes to on the field competition. All they have is a on campus stadium. One where Miami has 13-9 win advantage at the Swamp. So we own them in their own stadium😂😂
Great point! I forgot to mention it last nite in my rant!
 
An open letter to Northern Gator:

You are invited to join us to debate any topics, but I'd like to provide a brief outline of some subjects that might prove stimulating and serve as a good starting point for ongoing debate:

1. A discussion of the relative merits and resumes of our head coaches - do you feel that Billy Napier's performance in 4 years as WR Coach at Alabama exceeded Mario's 4 years as AHC/OL Coach/Recruiting Coordinator at Alabama? Do you believe that Napier's 4 years (and 2 championships) at Louisiana exceed Mario's 5 years (and 2 championships) at Oregon? What is your basis for projecting any edge to Napier at Florida over Mario at Miami, other than your belief that Florida is just "better" than Miami?

2. A head-to-head comparison of our assistant coaching staffs - first, we already acknowledge that Corey Raymond is the better secondary coach. But for the other 9 positions (10 if you want to include the S&C Coach), we would like to debate each position side-by-side. Even better, we can add on a section of the debate where we compare Athletic Directors too.

3. A debate of the "athletic success" of both schools - for football, Miami starting winning national championships in the 1980s and Florida started winning SEC championships in the 1990s; we certainly acknowledge that Florida has had more basketball success, while I'm sure you would acknowledge that Miami has had more baseball success. Once we get into "Olympic sports", it might get too "inside-baseball", but that is up to you. I am prepared to discuss factual items (actual championships and trophies and whatnot) or intangible stuff (people just like us better, na-na-na), but I'd prefer to stick to more statistical and provable points. It would also be nice to go apples-to-apples, and not debate sports that the other school does not have, or time periods prior to the 1920s.

4. A frank and friendly chat about "facilities" - again, for football, it's a bit of a challenge to compare an ancient-but-owned stadium to a relatively-new-but-rented stadium, but we can try our best (BOTH of us) to be fair. For everything else (and, yes, there ARE other sports besides football which contribute to the definition of "facilities"), we can move forward on those comparisons.

5. Compare/contrast media markets and fan bases - I know, I know, this is where you'd love to bust out your racist phrases like "five rangz!", but I'm suggesting that we keep this one statistical/factual as well. Let's have a very non-racist discussion of where we see our "brands" and our "reach", as well as the various attributes of our geographical locations and other factors.

6. Let's talk about recruiting - this one should be fun...

Bonus Round - an emotional and vicious fight over whether "blue" or "green" is the superior color complement to orange and white.

Come on, Northern, you talk a big game about what a rugged debater you are, we'd love to host you (and we could even go home-and-home if Blake would allow for it).
This reads like a love letter.

Hey Northern…come get some.

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