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Apologies my brother, but I absolutely HATE when they release their SMUG, DISRESPECTFUL, LIES, AND WRONG OPINIONS about the two programs! I can’t sit back and not say or call them out on it! I don’t know what’s wrong with them…FSU fans will TALK THEIR lil ish(that’s fine), but I haven’t had or known any to say some of the stuff about our program that gaytors say….
Yeah, not even close the hate level I feel towards the gaytor
 
Balls, and the size of their coach's shaft. Really weird stuff going on over there...
This is their favorite local pizza joint

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Dem man think LSU, Bama, and UGA success is their's. They have no vitriol to the man who are beating their heads in annually. Its jokes. Could never catch me blowing Clemson or UNC, dont even mention FSU. Shameful behaviour from the lizards. These man pitch to recruits is come get your heads beat in, in the best conference. Wow, 2nd hand embarrassment on 100%
 
Dem man think LSU, Bama, and UGA success is their's. They have no vitriol to the man who are beating their heads in annually. Its jokes. Could never catch me blowing Clemson or UNC, dont even mention FSU. Shameful behaviour from the lizards. These man pitch to recruits is come get your heads beat in, in the best conference. Wow, 2nd hand embarrassment on 100%
This is possibly the worst thing about the gator. They bask in the success of conference opponents like they had something to do with it. No Miami fan chanted ACC! When Clemson or FSU won the title. I don’t take solace in knowing our conference rivals are better.
 
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OK, now, wait a minute. Did anyone call Northern a "pvssy"? If so, apologize right now, I don't want to risk this. Now, I think we did imply that he was not heterosexual for drinking Angry Orchards, but not because of his screenshotting...

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Oh, wait, he's hedging, he's angry about my completely factual post:

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Uh-oh, I think this is going to be problematic, Northern is not very good with reading comprehension. I never said "little brother isn't little brother", I merely pointed out that while UF and F$U have a longer HISTORY, it is also a PROBLEMATIC history, at best.

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And the idiots start to chime in. Keep in mind, the 850 is the Tallahassee area code ("nothing to be proud of, Russ"). And for the record, Mark Richt DID take us to the ACC Championship Game. So, you know, factually correct...

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Oh wait, I have hope...

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Oh wait...

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Come on, Northern, we'll even set up a special thread for this. You may not like my other 23,000 posts, but I promise to keep it civil for this special thread. And cut the nonsense with the "homophobic slur" stuff, your entire board is filled with it. It's the one thing we can pretty much say is a wash when you compare our board to yours.

As for "five rangz" and all the other Ebonics-mocking stuff your board has been doing for years...yeah, if you see something comparably racist on this board, feel free to let myself and your favorite Maude know, and we'll have it taken care of.


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Alright, Merry Christmas, you filthy animals (CIS posters), this is going to be a respectful discussion (at least initially, let's see where things go) with Northern Gator regarding comparisons between the Miami program and the Florida program. In order to convince Northern to show up, I promise to drop the "y" from the Gators mascot name, so that nobody is needlessly triggered.

In full disclosure, Northern feels that we are not a humorous bunch and that we lack the capacity to have well-reasoned conversations. He might also call it "failure to communicate", but I will also try very hard to refrain from mocking ignorant Florida crackers from the 1950s, at least for the duration of this thread.

In any event, let's try to keep things civil. "Sarcastic" should be allowable, but let's not just name-call or finish our sentences with "suck". Or "suck it". Or rhyming versions thereof.

I trust our favorite Maude, @RVACane to officiate using the Marquess of Queensberry Rules. Northern may leave this thread unconvinced of our sincerity, fairness, and/or generosity of spirit, but we can save the screaming for 2024 in Gainesville.

 
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That Northern Gator guy sounds pretty swell to me.
Sup, big older brother. You mind telling me how it feels to win 4 games in a season? Can’t say I’ve ever had the experience. Twice in a decade should have given you some.

Why, again, did you stop playing us? Oh, that’s right, because you were tired of getting embarrassed by younger brother.

Congrats on being born first and somehow managing to still have fewer titles, weeks as #1, head to head wins, All-Americans, 1st round draft picks, nfl hall of famers…
 
"In full disclosure, Northern feels that we are not a humorous bunch and that we lack the capacity to have well-reasoned conversations. He might also call it "failure to communicate", but I will also try very hard to refrain from mocking ignorant Florida crackers from the 1950s, at least for the duration of this thread."

I wouldn't call it any of those things, but I'm trying not to get banned in my first 5 posts, so I'll refrain from calling it what I usually would. Well, actually, now that I think about it, that might be worth it...

"In any event, let's try to keep things civil. "Sarcastic" should be allowable, but let's not...finish our sentences with "suck". Or "suck it"."

I can't make any promises on my end.

"I trust our favorite Maude, @RVACane to officiate using the Marquess of Queensberry Rules."

Sounds like home cooking is inevitable. I'm a fan.
 
"In full disclosure, Northern feels that we are not a humorous bunch and that we lack the capacity to have well-reasoned conversations. He might also call it "failure to communicate", but I will also try very hard to refrain from mocking ignorant Florida crackers from the 1950s, at least for the duration of this thread."

I wouldn't call it any of those things, but I'm trying not to get banned in my first 5 posts, so I'll refrain from calling it what I usually would. Well, actually, now that I think about it, that might be worth it...

"In any event, let's try to keep things civil. "Sarcastic" should be allowable, but let's not...finish our sentences with "suck". Or "suck it"."

I can't make any promises on my end.

"I trust our favorite Maude, @RVACane to officiate using the Marquess of Queensberry Rules."

Sounds like home cooking is inevitable. I'm a fan.


Gotta be honest, I'm a HUGE fan of the screen name.

I assure you, we won't ban you (or probably anyone) on this thread.

And @RVACane is incredibly fair, as evidenced by all of the more idiotic Cane fans he tolerates on this board.
 
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