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flagator86 said:
a natty is a natty and if it comes from being undefeated or one loss, it's still a natty, no? And even then, Michigan pushing a smooth 25 years from the last time they hoisted a natty title. But shoot we pushing 14 years on both winning a natty and winning the SEC so there's that

And actually, the Gators won the SEC in the 80's but it wasn't split conference then annnnnnd it may have gotten stripped later on and they would have won it a few more times in the 80's but they were ineligible to do so.
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That would be 1984. I knew several people with UF front license plates touting SEC champs. It gave me great joy to ask about it. "Oh, just the SEC, not the national champs? When did Florida last win that because Miami just won it recently, didn't they?"
 
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JD08 said:
That would be 1984. I knew several people with UF front license plates touting SEC champs. It gave me great joy to ask about it. "Oh, just the SEC, not the national champs? When did Florida last win that because Miami just won it recently, didn't they?"
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If you look at this graphic, you would think that the Gaytors recently moved up to Division I-A...


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TheOriginalCane said:
If you look at this graphic, you would think that the Gaytors recently moved up to Division I-A...


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It's strange how things worked out. Here I am expecting my kids to likely go to UF, but when I was their age, I saw UF as a joke because I'd seen so many brothers and sisters of friends go up for a term or two, then move back and go a different path.
 
RedPill Stepdad said:
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I continue to be amazed how FSU and Gator fans continue to be heavily interested into Ruiz' money and whether its real when the dude bought a 25 million mansion in Miami.

The dude wipes his butt with it and has a ****load of customers with LifeWallet already. He has enough money, just care about your own high school dropout ***..
 
flagator86 said:
Yall boy Lingard lol

247sports.com

Lingard eager for his shot, discusses 2021 RB rotation

Running back Lorenzo Lingard discussed the running back rotation under the previous coaching staff and how it might change going forward, as well as his personal journey, on a recent podcast.
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Our boy? I thought you guys were happy with Five Star Lingard?

"For a player who has recorded just 16 carries in two playing seasons with the Gators"...

"Instead, he sounded motivated to figure out why he hasn't been able to get more carries yet and how to fix that."

"How's this for work ethic? Lingard shared on the podcast with Soderquist he recently went into Billy Napier's office after his spring exit interview and asked him which books Napier and the coaches recommend for self-improvement. Napier's suggestion: The Little Book of Talent: 52 Tips for Improving Your Skills. The redshirt junior has already secured a copy and begun reading it, something that surely has to impress the new coaching staff."

Holy sheeeit, sounds like Goldkamp has studied at the Bob Redman Skool of Bad Writing.

That's SOOOOOOME work ethic, boyeee, Five Star Lingard is reading a book. And it's even a "little book".

Every time I think I've seen the Gaytor boundary of "homeristic sunshine-pumping", someone sets a new world record.
 
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TheOriginalCane said:
Our boy? I thought you guys were happy with Five Star Lingard?

"For a player who has recorded just 16 carries in two playing seasons with the Gators"...

"Instead, he sounded motivated to figure out why he hasn't been able to get more carries yet and how to fix that."

"How's this for work ethic? Lingard shared on the podcast with Soderquist he recently went into Billy Napier's office after his spring exit interview and asked him which books Napier and the coaches recommend for self-improvement. Napier's suggestion: The Little Book of Talent: 52 Tips for Improving Your Skills. The redshirt junior has already secured a copy and begun reading it, something that surely has to impress the new coaching staff."

Holy sheeeit, sounds like Goldkamp has studied at the Bob Redman Skool of Bad Writing.

That's SOOOOOOME work ethic, boyeee, Five Star Lingard is reading a book. And it's even a "little book".

Every time I think I've seen the Gaytor boundary of "homeristic sunshine-pumping", someone sets a new world record.
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TheOriginalCane said:
Our boy? I thought you guys were happy with Five Star Lingard?

"For a player who has recorded just 16 carries in two playing seasons with the Gators"...

"Instead, he sounded motivated to figure out why he hasn't been able to get more carries yet and how to fix that."

"How's this for work ethic? Lingard shared on the podcast with Soderquist he recently went into Billy Napier's office after his spring exit interview and asked him which books Napier and the coaches recommend for self-improvement. Napier's suggestion: The Little Book of Talent: 52 Tips for Improving Your Skills. The redshirt junior has already secured a copy and begun reading it, something that surely has to impress the new coaching staff."

Holy sheeeit, sounds like Goldkamp has studied at the Bob Redman Skool of Bad Writing.

That's SOOOOOOME work ethic, boyeee, Five Star Lingard is reading a book. And it's even a "little book".

Every time I think I've seen the Gaytor boundary of "homeristic sunshine-pumping", someone sets a new world record.
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Here’s the book Sling Blade should’ve given Lingard:

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Because being a running back ain’t it for him.

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OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
Here’s the book Sling Blade should’ve given Lingard:

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Because being a running back ain’t it for him.

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Yeah, if you are gonna say 3 letters after Five Star Lingard's name, it's more likely to be CPA than NFL...

And I do like the kid, I only call him Five Star Lingard because I think that's what Gaytor fans had his name legally changed to in Alachua County.
 
JD08 said:
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****... if he finishes his college career with more UM scrimmage yards and TDs than UiF scrimmage yards and TDs, @flagator86 may actually have an argument that 5* lIngawd is still UM's boy. Gonna need about 55 yards and 3 TDs from this shiftless wreck of a RB over the next season or two. Unfortunately, I'm leaning hard towards the under on both stat lines.
 
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I still haven't got around to finding their point.

Do our checks clear?
 
OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
If you look at the entire history of college football, where UFailure is located talent wise, their access to that talent, their alumni base, their political control, and the amount of money they’ve had to play with over the decades, and being the “flagship“ public education university in the third largest state in the union, and the one with the most talent, they are, without a doubt, the MOST UNDERACHIEVING COLLEGE FOOTBALL PROGRAM OF ALL TIME.

Prove me wrong.
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Texas has them beat by a long shot.
 
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RVACane said:
They’re so stupid I can’t read it anymore.

Like I’m worried that from reading so much of their board lately that I will actually be affected with side effects of stupidity and illogical reasoning which will negatively affect my personal and professional life.
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But their the bright and intelligent ones don’t you remember @RVACane ? I mean they put Mensa to shame…
 
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