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[DTP]

He is also the tightest end they ever had.

Not after Aaron Hernandez was done with him.

 

[TrueFloridian]

As funny as those quotes were Tim Tebow is NOT a tight end. He played QB because he loves putting his hands under center. He quit football in fact because coaches kept wanting him to play in the shotgun. He pumped up his team with lengthy inspiring speeches to get them hot and sweaty. He was the first to arrive so he could inspect the jock straps in the equipment room. He was the last to leave because he enjoyed long showers in the men’s locker room.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Not too long before Brewster is tweeting from a used car lot in Live Oak

All them boys from Miami that real will be down at Quality Used Cars this weekend getting a great deal on a like-new, low-mileage Honda Accord.

 

[RattlerCane305]

Say it ain’t so

Ooooohweeeeooooh I look just like Buddy Holly!!! Oh yeah RVA it's true. Sidenote (but on topic with the Tears), but as a life-long speaker of Ebonics and an educator, I feel it's my societal duty to inform Tim Douchester that 's is still used in Ebonics to show possession. E.g.: All them boys from Miami that's real hate it when a Wonder Bread *** TE coach panders to them...

 

[RVACane]

Ooooohweeeeooooh I look just like Buddy Holly!!! Oh yeah RVA it's true. Sidenote (but on topic with the Tears), but as a life-long speaker of Ebonics and an educator, I feel it's my societal duty to inform Tim Douchester that 's is still used in Ebonics to show possession. E.g.: All them boys from Miami that's real hate it when a Wonder Bread *** TE coach panders to them...

 

[JD08]

Not after Aaron Hernandez was done with him.

Why does everyone assume Hernandez was the pitcher?

 

[DTP]

Why does everyone assume Hernandez was the pitcher?

Lol. Tebow just looks like a power bottom.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Why does everyone assume Hernandez was the pitcher?

I look at it more like Tebow was a giver and Hernandez was a taker.

 

[RattlerCane305]

Gotdamnitt RVA, that slipped by me at first...

 

[RVACane]

I’m sure one of you guys can photoshop Hernandez in here.

 

[Cajuncane]

For those who don’t know, this is the tweet that started Brewster-Mania on here so when he went from FSU to aTm and then to the gaytor, a bunch of us, especially @OriginalCanesCanesCanes and I, were particularly excited for what the future here would hold...

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[RVACane]

All them boys from Miami that real be Jive Talkin to Bee Gees videos???

 

[Cajuncane]

All them boys from Miami that real be Jive Talkin to Bee Gees videos???

Brewster is either talking Jive or Yiddish either way I have no ***** idea what he said..

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Brewster is either talking Jive or Yiddish either way I have no ***** idea what he said..

Or whatever Yoda speaks.

 

[RVACane]

 

[RVACane]

Brewster is either talking Jive or Yiddish either way I have no ***** idea what he said..

He’s no lonsman. It’s definitely not Yiddish. Lol

 

[Cajuncane]

He’s no lonsman. It’s definitely not Yiddish. Lol

I figured you might be able to translate if it was..

 

[RVACane]

Somebody on here’s gonna pull one of those online family genealogy projects out to show how someone on Brewster’s maternal mother’s side was one of mine 122 years ago and then I won’t hear the end of it.

 

[Cajuncane]

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Classic **** logic “ his receivers dropped all his perfectly thrown balls “ ... if this program never closes down this thread will hit 1 million posts cause there is no limits to their idiotic logic when it comes to their program...

 

[Cajuncane]

Somebody on here’s gonna pull one of those online family genealogy projects out to show how someone on Brewster’s maternal mother’s side was one of mine 122 years ago and then I won’t hear the end of it.

I’d do it but I have more important things to do like filling the cats water bowl..