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[TheOriginalCane]

If their system requires 440 lb. DTs, then they may actually be right that Taylor probably isn't a DT for them...
****, at that rate, he might be a LB/S in their bizarro scheme.

Yes. The Gaytors put every guy under 300 pounds at the "Star" position.

 

[jwcane97]

So kid is 440lbs, Now I see why he should be so highly rated... He is 1 1/2 times the size of Taylor he should CLEARLY get that extra half rating.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I am seriously trying to figure out if I can custom-order a Gaytors jersey that has 3 digits and the name "Fatson" stitched on the back.

And then I would give it to The Beast to wear at the next UM-UiF game.

 

[theribdoctor]

Also, my 12 year old is a little over 70lbs...so he'll be at 370?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

So kid is 440lbs, Now I see why he should be so highly rated... He is 1 1/2 times the size of Taylor he should CLEARLY get that extra half rating.

Right. If he was a 4-star, he should get the weight-adjusted bump to 6-star status.

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

Also, my 12 year old is a little over 70lbs...so he'll be at 370?

I think there is a miscommunication going on. Mullet meant that the guy needed to lose "a 12 or 13 year old" version of himself. So basically, 125 lbs. give or take one trip to the buffet (again, for this guy).

 

[theribdoctor]

I think there is a miscommunication going on. Mullet meant that the guy needed to lose "a 12 or 13 year old" version of himself. So basically, 125 lbs. give or take one trip to the buffet (again, for this guy).

Coach Mullet with a miscommunication? No Way!

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I think that we need to start a completely plausible rumor that Desmond Fatson's nickname is Mo. Short for Morbidly Obese. See if we can get the Gaytors hooked on this rumor.

 

[LokiCane]

 

[oso4lyf]

And Miami has Hester, Andre, Wilfork, and Gore coming up.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

And Miami has Hester, Andre, Wilfork, and Gore coming up.

Entirely possible we hit the #1 spot.

 

[Ledmonster1]

 

[TheOriginalCane]

When he says "da time", is he referring to time spent with the District Attorney? Because that seems plausible for Gaytors.

Five Rangz, though.

 

[Cliffordk]

Entirely possible we hit the #1 spot.

Maybe Wayne

 

[JD08]

UF has 2 players in the HOF. Jack Youngblood and Emmitt Smith.

 

[pcitycane]

Hoping for some baseball tears tonight

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Hoping for some baseball tears tonight

Amen, brother.

 

[Cajuncane]

Right around lunchtime! Thanks a lot for that. No really

Sorry only 10 am here

 

[Cajuncane]

When he says "da time", is he referring to time spent with the District Attorney? Because that seems plausible for Gaytors.

Five Rangz, though.

Nah he’s talking about his time spent with Mrs Mullen’s

 

[RVACane]

UF has 2 players in the HOF. Jack Youngblood and Emmitt Smith.

Trask? He’s a shoe in