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Hey Jeff, not to burst your bubble or anything but lol at us having a small brand. It took one 10 win season and a chain to out gross you in sales and not only did we out gross you, WE LAPPED YOU! You’ll never have a bigger brand than Miami.

Oh and another thing, Danny boy was never offered this job. He was vetoed by our Department because he rubbed people the wrong way. Thank god too, the weirdo couldn’t recruit down here even even if he had a Bama-esque budget.
 
Florida would have been a 7-5 team last year with Franks at QB. When he got injured, Trask took them to another level. Mullen was very lucky.
And yet, we’re supposed to believe that Mullet da gaww is the #1 QB guru in the Milky Way, who is thiiiiis close to being poached by a big league club... Please, Mfer couldn’t even pick out the best qb on his own roster.

If the only thing that changes about last year is Thomas catches that punt and we win that game, everything else stays the same - 4th 17, lose to fiu, shutout in bowl, etc. - that hypothetical loss by mullet goes down as the biggest corch job in recent history.
 
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Hey Jeff, not to burst your bubble or anything but lol at us having a small brand. It took one 10 win season and a chain to out gross you in sales and not only did we out gross you, WE LAPPED YOU! You’ll never have a bigger brand than Miami.

Oh and another thing, Danny boy was never offered this job. He was vetoed by our Department because he rubbed people the wrong way. Thank god too, the weirdo couldn’t recruit down here even even if he had a Bama-esque budget.

Miami turned Mullen down twice.....
 
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Hey Jeff, not to burst your bubble or anything but lol at us having a small brand. It took one 10 win season and a chain to out gross you in sales and not only did we out gross you, WE LAPPED YOU! You’ll never have a bigger brand than Miami.

Oh and another thing, Danny boy was never offered this job. He was vetoed by our Department because he rubbed people the wrong way. Thank god too, the weirdo couldn’t recruit down here even even if he had a Bama-esque budget.



Mullet interviewed at UM TWICE, and was TURNED DOWN TWICE.

Who in the fvck is "Brandon Marcello"? I believe two UM Presidents, two UM Athletic Directors, and multiple UM members of the Board of Trustees.

On top of the lack of any written documentation of, you know, a job offer. Because when you're dealing with such a hot property "fifth choice at UF" coaching talent, you don't just do verbal offers.
 
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Hey Jeff, not to burst your bubble or anything but lol at us having a small brand. It took one 10 win season and a chain to out gross you in sales and not only did we out gross you, WE LAPPED YOU! You’ll never have a bigger brand than Miami.

Oh and another thing, Danny boy was never offered this job. He was vetoed by our Department because he rubbed people the wrong way. Thank god too, the weirdo couldn’t recruit down here even even if he had a Bama-esque budget.
Small brand?? We're worldwide
 
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..if selling crooks on kissing Mullens wife can't close the deal, then they are fcked worse than we thought.
 
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Please Lord if you are listening, thru the blessings of Covid-19 let us play the Florida Gators in a bowl game! AMEN!:neonu:

**** no. Since UF is never winning another title, if we play them in a bowl game it means we aren't in the running for a championship. Let's keep that stink off of us. I'd rather the UM athletic department publicly offer to schedule UF every year, just to see UF make up some silly excuses to explain why they are scared to do it.
 
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