Tears Gator Tears

[Zbrod95]

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I’m not sure that the Cartels and other assorted successful Miami businesses can compete with the allure of gaytor greatness when deep down everyone wants to be a chomping gaytor.

Don’t ya know? Billy Bob’s gator farm and Gus Machado Ford bring in the same pay and exposure.

 

[LokiCane]

Don't forget all the Meth sponsorship...

 

[Cajuncane]

I’m in the process of building my ark now cause when they go 0 for 5 at Palmetto it is going to rain **** tears again for 40 days and 40 nights...

And I’m starting to figure out that their flip machine is also a flip flop machine cause they flip flop on Blake ,Ivins and the rest of the prognosticators quicker than you can say Gayturd sucks when their picks don’t fall in line with who they think is coming.

 

[jw410]

I would negative recruit the **** out of Uif.

Talk about their racist fight song.
Talk about former Klan members in Gainesville
Talk about how much more money you can make marketing yourself in a city like Miami
How you could legit set your family up for a lifetime.. cousins too.

I would be Working it good

 

[Mikeiavelli]

They don't really want the palmetto kids anyways right? they gonna pass on all 5 to make room for some more unranked hidden 5 stars.

 

[RVACane]

It’s in this thread at some point but no reason to let another gaytor delusion slip away without a note.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

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It’s in this thread at some point but no reason to let another gaytor delusion slip away without a note.

Oh yeah, Super-Krull, one of the best TEs in the country...just because Gaytor fans said so.

I guess his Gaytor bump wore off and he's back to being Pitt quality.

 

[Cryptical Envelopment]

Oh yeah, Super-Krull, one of the best TEs in the country...just because Gaytor fans said so.

I guess his Gaytor bump wore off and he's back to being Pitt quality.

Another lost counter. Love it.

 

[Stylie]

What the **** are they paying Brewster for anyway? I haven't heard about that guy since he took the job at UF.

 

[ZeroBeachCane3]

What the **** are they paying Brewster for anyway? I haven't heard about that guy since he took the job at UF.

Oh the gator fans feel the same way lol

 

[Stylie]

Oh the gator fans feel the same way lol

"Home run hire," is what they said. He's a washed up, phony douchebag.

 

[RVACane]

"Home run hire," is what they said. He's a washed up, phony douchebag.

“All them 305 boys that real will be at Jimbo Camp.”

Not to be forgotten.

 

[RVACane]

These mfs are dumb , oh my god lol

Gotta bump this classic.

 

[305407cane]

Gotta bump this classic.

Holy flying ****. That ranking is brutal. Tweet aged like a fine wine

 

[NicKane]

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“That’s gold Jerry! Pure gold I tell you!” You’re contributions are priceless To this thread RVA. Priceless I tell you! Lol

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Gotta bump this classic.

That tweet just proved to me that The Gaytor is TE-U.

You can turn your sarcasm meters back on now, that last sentence would have blown them out.

 

[TallyCane]

"Home run hire," is what they said. He's a washed up, phony douchebag.

You’d think he would be able to relate to some of these SO fla kids being that he is at his 4 th school in 4 years.

 

[NicKane]

I call him Wiltdong so I guess there’s no reason except for foolishness like in my case.

That dude has a ton of nicknames of people butchering his name. The one that makes me laugh the most is when some posters on 247 call him Witfrog. Lmao

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

“All them 305 boys that real will be at Jimbo Camp.”

Not to be forgotten.

I remember this like it was yesterday. I don’t normally do this, but I may have been the first to call him out for this, both here and on Twitter. It’s offensive, condescending, disingenuous, disrespectful and hilarious all at the same time. A melanin challenged Midwesterner “oh you betcha” type saying that fake-aśš shlt.

 

[RVACane]

I remember this like it was yesterday. I don’t normally do this, but I may have been the first to call him out for this, both here and on Twitter. It’s offensive, condescending, disingenuous, disrespectful and hilarious all at the same time. A melanin challenged Midwesterner “oh you betcha” type saying that fake-aśš shlt.

I think it was you.