Tears Gator Tears

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Lol! This!
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I had a vision last night. Weekend 0 and the captians are meeting at midfield in Orlando. Our new punter stands there and refuses to shake hands with the gators and every eye in America is on him. Every ear listens to them on the Ref's mike. He tosses something at Franks' feet and as he says, using a serial-killer's flat voice, "Put this on now," the camera focuses on a large tube of K-Y gell..........................................
 
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You really cant make up the delusion of the gators. They literally have a serial killer on their roster of alumni and say Smith is the biggest ****head on the list.

I remember hearing this, but I cant remember where, but I think Emmitt eluded to the fact that his time at Florida was not the best or his happiest.

You always hear Miami players talk up the program and their love for it, thus them always coming back here. How many times do you hear Florida players going to Gainesville to help the program or talk them up.
 
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