Tears Gator Tears

[Mikeiavelli]

One of them already is priming up the "first game is dicey" excuse. I can't wait for the tears. Going to need a yacht like the one Manny rode it on.

 

[CandideCane]

In case anybody wants to know why we fūcking hate these redneck piece of shlt hillbillies, read @RVACane last two posts.

I literally want to fight them.

I’m so glad I have the power of self-control, because if I didn’t I would be taking all comers in that fūcking parking lot

Early morning and had same reaction! The Mariel reference got me going. Let them try run into a real marielito and see what up. Ignorant Fuucks

 

[RVACane]

So their D-line is going to tear our terrible O-line up but our D-line won't do a thing to their terrible O-line because Dam Mullet will scheme around it???

gaytor logix

 

[RVACane]

I swear, these guys are in for a shock when our DE's crush Ball Park Franks.

I'll take our DL vs their OL any day over their DL vs our OL.

 

[305407cane]

Early morning and had same reaction! The Mariel reference got me going. Let them try run into a real marielito and see what up. Ignorant Fuucks

I caught that one too and it got me hot for a second then i realized its just some dumb inbred gaytors

 

[Hegemon]

Honestly I hope Rousseau, Garvin or Hill concusses Felipe first play with game with a fumble recovery for a TD.

Just sweep the leg immediately.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Honestly I hope Rousseau, Garvin or Hill concusses Felipe first play with game with a fumble recovery for a TD.

Just sweep the leg immediately.

If Nacho Hot Dog gets a concussion on the first play of the game, that would mean that a better, though inexperienced, QB will come into the game. I'm fine with keeping him on the field alllll game long.

 

[Hegemon]

If Nacho Hot Dog gets a concussion on the first play of the game, that would mean that a better, though inexperienced, QB will come into the game. I'm fine with keeping him on the field alllll game long.

Ehh......I donno man.....

If the backup is so good he would have replaced franky

 

[Mikeiavelli]

Ehh......I donno man.....

If the backup is so good he would have replaced franky

I dunno about that either because we've seen first hand how a QB room can be mismanaged.

 

[SWFLSWAGG17]

These Whisky Tangos only see us as the team from last year, with a totally dysfunctional team, under totally inept offensive coaching. I say we let them think that until about 11:30 PM on Aug 24th.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

If Nacho Hot Dog gets a concussion on the first play of the game, that would mean that a better, though inexperienced, QB will come into the game. I'm fine with keeping him on the field alllll game long.

How can you even fūcking tell if that guy has a concussion

 

[TRick72]

How can you even fūcking tell if that guy has a concussion

When relish starts to ooze out of his head.

 

[RVACane]

I dunno about that either because we've seen first hand how a QB room can be mismanaged.

There's a thread over there about how Franks has separated from the rest and I saw mention of Emory Jones not looking great one day as well so i think they're screwed either way.

 

[RVACane]

I'm sorry but we're not getting torched by a guy nicknamed taco hot dog.

 

[Stylie]

I was doing a little Twitter surfing and came across some Gator fan who said it would be, "Mathmaticlly impossible," for Miami to beat Florida. Ugh....... what exactly does that mean? Are mathmatics a key component of football now? Someone help me here.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

I was doing a little Twitter surfing and came across some Gator fan who said it would be, "Mathmaticlly impossible," for Miami to beat Florida. Ugh....... what exactly does that mean? Are mathmatics a key component of football now? Someone help me here.

There’s a guy that never got past first grade math.

Go tell him to work on his multiplication tables, because I doubt he’s passed the 2’s yet.

As far as spelling and grammar: lost cause

 

[RVACane]

I was doing a little Twitter surfing and came across some Gator fan who said it would be, "Mathmaticlly impossible," for Miami to beat Florida. Ugh....... what exactly does that mean? Are mathmatics a key component of football now? Someone help me here.

Come on man... You've heard of "gaytor Maths", right???

 

[Captain Uberpants]

Come on man... You've heard of "gaytor Maths", right???

Gaytor maths where 1+1= cheese doodle

 

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[Mikeiavelli]

Come on man... You've heard of "gaytor Maths", right???

The GaytorLogix Ti83plus I got on eBay has been on the fritz lately. It's just keeps showing "Kirby's *****" every time I try to calculate the chance of flipping a recruit.