My Story of Why the Gators Suck
So I grew up in Miami going to the Orange Bowl but went to UF from 1998-2002. Flame Away...
In any event at the time I worked at the Gainesville Country Club as a waiter. Was a **** job but as a college student any job is fine. Every Tuesday during football season there would be a nightly Pep Rally. These were 50-80 year old men btw so the idea of seeing Jack Youngblood or some other Gator has been would get their Viagra pumping. In any event, on 9/11/2001 I was too mortified to do anything that day. I kept expecting a call anytime notifying me the Pep Rally for later that night would be cancelled. I mean who the **** wants to talk about the Gators after a day like that. Evidently this crowd as the rally was never cancelled.
Not only did the rally take place but these dopes barley mentioned it. The only response was, "Shame what happened today." ***** the gators and ***** gator football.