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1stRocket said:
"I have a no-weapons policy, but I think, it's not like you're not allowed to have a gun…" Mullen said. "Our no-weapons policy is about the education. It's when and where would be the appropriate times to have it."

From Dan Mullen’s August 2nd press conference, as reported by Tampa Bay Times
http://www.tampabay.com/sports/florida-gators/2018/08/02/the-question-gators-coach-dan-mullen-was-relieved-to-answer/
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LOL! ......that’s like saying you have a abstinence policy BUT it doesn’t mean you can’t fvck....it’s about the education of where and when to fvck
 
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1stRocket said:
"I have a no-weapons policy, but I think, it's not like you're not allowed to have a gun…" Mullen said. "Our no-weapons policy is about the education. It's when and where would be the appropriate times to have it."

From Dan Mullen’s August 2nd press conference, as reported by Tampa Bay Times
http://www.tampabay.com/sports/florida-gators/2018/08/02/the-question-gators-coach-dan-mullen-was-relieved-to-answer/
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Didn't one of those dipshts on the gayter board just say something about the "no weapons" policy the other day? Mullet can't retract that thing fast enough.

The truly hilarious part of all this is that Mullet is going to let the players do whatever the fck they want just like Urban did, but he's not going to win. uf will be left with an even more disgusting program than before and bee even deeper in the losing.
 
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1stRocket said:
"I have a no-weapons policy, but I think, it's not like you're not allowed to have a gun…" Mullen said. "Our no-weapons policy is about the education. It's when and where would be the appropriate times to have it."

From Dan Mullen’s August 2nd press conference, as reported by Tampa Bay Times
http://www.tampabay.com/sports/florida-gators/2018/08/02/the-question-gators-coach-dan-mullen-was-relieved-to-answer/
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First, who taught him the meaning of "no"?

Second, let's just assume we can get past the NO weapons policy and focus on the "education"...can Mullet tell us EXACTLY "when" and "where" would be the appropriate times to have a gun? In the evening, while driving around Gainesville with a teammate, when you claim the reason for having the gun is to protect you from "locals"?

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Torocane said:
LOL! ......that’s like saying you have a abstinence police BUT it doesn’t mean you can’t fvck....it’s about the education of where and when to fvck
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Exactly. A "No *** Before Marriage" pledge allows you to have anal ***. It's all about the "where" and "when".

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TheOriginalCane said:
First, who taught him the meaning of "no"?

Second, let's just assume we can get past the NO weapons policy and focus on the "education"...can Mullet tell us EXACTLY "when" and "where" would be the appropriate times to have a gun? In the evening, while driving around Gainesville with a teammate, when you claim the reason for having the gun is to protect you from "locals"?

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If I were looking to protect myself while inside a vehicle, I'd definitely go with a rifle. I can't see any situation where I'd shoot my own balls off trying to get the thing from the back seat to the front so I could use it.

And lets not miss the fact that the locals are now so angry with the team that guns are the only way for giant football players to protect themselves.
 
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