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God I need to get this on their board. They would lose their fu*king minds lol. Summerall and Zip got the **** out of Gainesville as fast as they could

**Haselwood, Hodges, Summerall, and Zipperer all stayed in Coral Gables overnight and made plans to hang out with current UM players after the event.
 
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Canes2082 said:
God I need to get this on their board. They would lose their fu*king minds lol. Summerall and Zip got the **** out of Gainesville as fast as they could

**Haselwood, Hodges, Summerall, and Zipperer all stayed in Coral Gables overnight and made plans to hang out with current UM players after the event.
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Finally. We are using our clear advantage in our favor. Hey guys, would you rather go cow tipping and skeet shooting, or go tip toeing on marble floors and skeet on some international women????
 
My wife and I had dinner last night with one of her coworkers. I spent the dinner talking to the coworker's boyfriend who is a Gator fan.

He said he is just hoping that something happens along the way that limits his pain and suffering to only a handful of years. He knows the writing on the wall with how horrible the recruiting is. He expects to get blown out by us next year. He couldnt understand how Mullen was treated like a god at first. At least one Gaytor fan is not delusional.

He also mentioned having seen and watched coaches work with Deejay Dallas when he was in middle and high school. Couldn't say enough nice things about him and he is excited to see DeeJay kick ***. Kept saying how underrated he was through the process.

I know this is Gator Tears and we should keep it to the hysterics but I thought I should share a more rational fan's outlook.
 
mikensherri924 said:
My wife and I had dinner last night with one of her coworkers. I spent the dinner talking to the coworker's boyfriend who is a Gator fan.

He said he is just hoping that something happens along the way that limits his pain and suffering to only a handful of years. He knows the writing on the wall with how horrible the recruiting is. He expects to get blown out by us next year. He couldnt understand how Mullen was treated like a god at first. At least one Gaytor fan is not delusional.

He also mentioned having seen and watched coaches work with Deejay Dallas when he was in middle and high school. Couldn't say enough nice things about him and he is excited to see DeeJay kick ***. Kept saying how underrated he was through the process.

I know this is Gator Tears and we should keep it to the hysterics but I thought I should share a more rational fan's outlook.
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Interacting with a non delusional Gaytor fan is like seeing an albino Black Panther. Congrats to you for being the first in history to accomplish such a feat.
 
Rellyrell said:
Naw blood; looks like he was edged up by the first paraplegic barber....while he was drunk! Lol
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LMAO. I see nothing is off limits in gator tears. I love it. Now I don't feel bad about my original thought, thinking Michael J. Fox must have shaped him up whilst being blindfolded.
 
OriginalGatorHater said:
You can't even make this **** up. Mullet is killing himself on the recruiting trail. I can only imagine the gears turning in Mullets pea brain before he said this. "This young ***** boy would love to be compared to a thug. They all want to be thugs. I know I will tell him he will be the next Hernandez."
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Hernandez is the only successful TE to make it out of UF that these kids know. I honestly can't think of another one in the last 50 years. But it's still bad considering the backstory on Hernandez. Meanwhile at Miami, we'll just point out the numerous 1st round TEs (Richt gets to claim Njoku) that we use, and that's not including Herndon whom was pretty good and an early 4th round pick.
 
Captain Uberpants said:
Interacting with a non delusional Gaytor fan is like seeing an albino Black Panther. Congrats to you for being the first in history to accomplish such a feat.
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And thank you for bringing it full circle 😂

I am glad I finally amounted to something. If my parents could see me now.
 
mikensherri924 said:
My wife and I had dinner last night with one of her coworkers. I spent the dinner talking to the coworker's boyfriend who is a Gator fan.

He said he is just hoping that something happens along the way that limits his pain and suffering to only a handful of years. He knows the writing on the wall with how horrible the recruiting is. He expects to get blown out by us next year. He couldnt understand how Mullen was treated like a god at first. At least one Gaytor fan is not delusional.

He also mentioned having seen and watched coaches work with Deejay Dallas when he was in middle and high school. Couldn't say enough nice things about him and he is excited to see DeeJay kick ***. Kept saying how underrated he was through the process.

I know this is Gator Tears and we should keep it to the hysterics but I thought I should share a more rational fan's outlook.
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Tell him if he wants a real team he might bw allowed on our bandwagon
 
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caneallday21 said:
Tell him if he wants a real team he might bw allowed on our bandwagon
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Yeah I don't know maybe so. He did say it was ridiculous that ESPN put the 08 Gators ahead of the 01 Canes. He said how can a team with Ed Reed and Shockey among 15 other 1st rounders be dissed like that. He said ESPN must have been reinspried by The Speech..jokingly.

He also shared how awesome it was for us killing OU and quoted the I aint scared of you *****.

I was definitely taken aback by how he spoke compared to the gems I find in this thread.
 
mikensherri924 said:
Yeah I don't know maybe so. He did say it was ridiculous that ESPN put the 08 Gators ahead of the 01 Canes. He said how can a team with Ed Reed and Shockey among 15 other 1st rounders be dissed like that. He said ESPN must have been reinspried by The Speech..jokingly.

He also shared how awesome it was for us killing OU and quoted the I aint scared of you *****.

I was definitely taken aback by how he spoke compared to the gems I find in this thread.
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Yeah he wants to join 😂😂
 
OriginalGatorHater said:
You can't even make this **** up. Mullet is killing himself on the recruiting trail. I can only imagine the gears turning in Mullets pea brain before he said this. "This young ***** boy would love to be compared to a thug. They all want to be thugs. I know I will tell him he will be the next Hernandez."
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But can he really hang like Aaron Hernandez?!? oops...
 
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Between the Stampini tweet, the Jort brothers and the recruiting video using a couple of mesmerized walk ons, I believe it’s gotten so bad the Turds have started trolling themselves.
 
orange&green84 said:
Hernandez is the only successful TE to make it out of UF that these kids know. I honestly can't think of another one in the last 50 years. But it's still bad considering the backstory on Hernandez. Meanwhile at Miami, we'll just point out the numerous 1st round TEs (Richt gets to claim Njoku) that we use, and that's not including Herndon whom was pretty good and an early 4th round pick.
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Idk that I’d call him successful
 
OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
This is so sad. “Big time recruit” ....

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This “big time recruit” is a low 3 star QB barely completing 50% of his passes, with as many interceptions as touchdown passes.

The best part is he’s from a high school in Gainesville. The turds are now calling low 3 stars from tiny high schools in their own little fūcking hellhole of a town “big time recruits”.

Can you smell the flop sweat? Can you sense the desperation?

Good gawd, their Friday night lights is an absolute disaster.
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They should be sure to take all the parents to the local jail so they know where to pick their kids up. Should be #GaytorChainGangXX

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