Tears Gator Tears

[TheUBack]

If Mullen doesn't start breaking some of that 6 mil off to croots we will continue to enjoy this hilarity.

Dude sounds like a jilted Tinder match. Begging croots or chicks isn't the way to go dawg

 

[Torocane]

This Mullen guy is outworking the sharkfVcker!
It's hard to believe but they are supplying new material every day.
I though I would never see something as ridiculous as the sharkfvcher but **** Mullen putting in outstanding work.

 

[TRick72]

Looks like recruits are asking for a **** offer just to clown them

 

[brock]

Looks like recruits are asking for a **** offer just to clown them

What’s crazy is that the Gators tears thread is even funnier this year than it was last. Mullen keep doing sh*t

 

[orange&green84]

What’s crazy is that the Gators tears thread is even funnier this year than it was last. Mullen keep doing sh*t

I really didn't think it was possible for a coach to be more of a **** show than McEltooth. But dear god, this is hilarious.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Yep, it doesn’t seem possible, but this tops bareback *** with a fish - broadcast to the whole world.

I mean, how is that even possible?

But Mullet has managed it.

 

[Cane Dynasty]

I love all of you. Keep up the yeomans work.

Hands down the best thread ever.

 

[RVACane]

Lord please give us pics tweeted out by recruits of Mullet squatting like a rapper or doing something riduculous like that at Friday Night Bites???

 

[RVACane]

Yep, it doesn’t seem possible, but this tops bareback *** with a fish - broadcast to the whole world.

I mean, how is that even possible?

But Mullet has managed it.

I truly underestimated the idiocy of the gaytor and even this thread's ability to maintain at the level we've been at. I was certain we'd see a scaled back Tears thread once McEltooth vacated gheysville but they really do Keep us well fed no matter which way they turn.

 

[Mnhurricane]

They passed on Frost to make sure we get our daily dose of tears

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Dan Mullen staff Mullens staff numerous acts of desperation get more comical by the day. Quashon Fuller screen shotted his inbox. Mullen is begging Fuller to visit. Fuller doesnt even open the message but read Patke's message 2 hours later. Also not Mullens name in Fullers contacts. Sad.

I thought Quashon Fuller was one of the "realistic remaining targets". A flip candidate. A Gaytor all day.


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[Torocane]

They passed on Frost to make sure we get our daily dose of tears

Let's be clear about this...they didn't pass on Frost.
Frost passed on them.

 

[orange&green84]

Who is doing the best job recruiting Florida?

 

[Rellyrell]

Who is doing the best job recruiting Florida?

Lotta meat on that bone for Miami. I need them to be more aggressive with these guys!

 

[SWFLSWAGG17]

He doesn’t even know how to do a funny and is too stupid to stay away from politics, even though he’s not even taking a stand.

So fūcking dumb...say something that can be interpreted any number of ways, isn’t even funny, and has the potential to **** off whatever side you’re on.

Good God, this guy is an even bigger ****** than the goofy *** look on his face would lead you to believe.

Not exactly true. Upon observing the goofy *** look I automatically assumed he was the biggest ****** on the planet with nobody close to him.

 

[Zbrod95]

My lord...they paid 6 mil a year for this guy

The buyout is even better

 

[doctaj11]

Who is doing the best job recruiting Florida?

Got to stop Reading/posting the Garbage produced my Bud Elliot. Hate that guy.

 

[orange&green84]

Got to stop Reading/posting the Garbage produced my Bud Elliot. Hate that guy.

Crap. I didn't even realize it until you said something.

 

[gcane44]

Got to stop Reading/posting the Garbage produced my Bud Elliot. Hate that guy.

Makes it even more ridiculous that Nole fans worship him like a god. They also think he's the most un-biased reporter

 

[kryptonite]

I don't want to start a fight here, but I just have to say you guys have taken leave of your senses. Mullet is off to a great start, but McChoppers is the bedrock this thread is built upon. Your memory if faulty if you think Mullet has surpassed him at this point.

Dude.

fcked.

a.

shark.


I'll need pics of Mullet ******** an emu before he I elevate him to McChopper's lofty heights.