Tears Gator Tears

[TheOriginalCane]

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Gentlemen, this is truly one of the all-time great posts on Alligator Alley. The Gaytor DECOMMIT list is ranked higher than the COMMIT list. You just can't make this stuff up.

Tears...



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[Rellyrell]

There was a reason I was happy when both UF hired Mullen and FSU hired Taggart. Taggart is going to be hot, initially, like Radio...then he’ll fall off the face of this universe. Mullen was going to provide instant gratification. This is fantastic.

 

[Drewny1]

Sweet, he's leaving Micronesia to us...he'll rue the day he cut the overseas recruiting budget.

Them Polynesian can play some serious ball tho

 

[Sigma_Cane_7]

Bruh... lmao.

 

[Lokest]

Bruh... lmao.

this should go over exceptionally well with their fanbase

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Bruh... lmao.

He doesn’t even know how to do a funny and is too stupid to stay away from politics, even though he’s not even taking a stand.

So fūcking dumb...say something that can be interpreted any number of ways, isn’t even funny, and has the potential to **** off whatever side you’re on.

Good God, this guy is an even bigger ****** than the goofy *** look on his face would lead you to believe.

 

[TheRichtShow]

Bruh... lmao.

I mean, regardless of how you feel about Trump, most coaches are smart enough to just stay away from politics.

You don't see Saban or Dabo ever making political references, you just lose with that either way

 

[NicKane]

Bruh... lmao.

Mullen has been such an addition to gator tears, I mean, my god this is better than shark fu<ker. Lol it’s like he can help but constantly put his foot in his mouth. It’s beautiful! And in retrospect I’m so glad we didn’t hire that bum!

 

[Drewny1]

I'm sorry but that **** is hilarious to me how hard his corny *** tries

 

[StoneWallLoungeCane]

Bruh... lmao.

Is this supposed to be funny? Or this a real quote?

 

[brock]

Clown show In Gainesville

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Is this supposed to be funny? Or this a real quote?

It’s a real quote , it’s his corny *** attempt at humor and miserably failing.

 

[CaneFanWNY]

My lord...they paid 6 mil a year for this guy

 

[brock]

My lord...they paid 6 mil a year for this guy

Sheesh, the gift that keeps on giving

 

[TheUBack]

My lord...they paid 6 mil a year for this guy

Worth every penny!! I hope big homie gets a raise. His administration is off to an amazing start

 

[DB4]

I mean, regardless of how you feel about Trump, most coaches are smart enough to just stay away from politics.

You don't see Saban or Dabo ever making political references, you just lose with that either way

Ehhhhh Dabo kinda did a couple years ago when the Kaepernick situation was at its peak.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Bruh... lmao.

Mullet will ABSOLUTELY drain The Swamp...of talent.


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[Redstate12]

Dan Mullen staff Mullens staff numerous acts of desperation get more comical by the day. Quashon Fuller screen shotted his inbox. Mullen is begging Fuller to visit. Fuller doesnt even open the message but read Patke's message 2 hours later. Also not Mullens name in Fullers contacts. Sad.

 

[brock]

Dan Mullen staff Mullens staff numerous acts of desperation get more comical by the day. Quashon Fuller screen shotted his inbox. Mullen is begging Fuller to visit. Fuller doesnt even open the message but read Patke's message 2 hours later. Also not Mullens name in Fullers contacts. Sad.

Bruh lol, clown show at uf

Please! Lol

 

[brock]

Fuller left him on read lol