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Glad to see his choice of school and environment worked out so well for him. I know it's a flaw but watching turncoat fail or implode elsewhere warms my insideson a cold, wet, rainy Richmond day like today...

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Please don't tease us with questions like this. Halgorson knew how to use Grier to some degree. McSharkfuqqer hated him for some ego-maniacal reason and would've ruined him just enough for you turds to win more but nothing big but PB&J boy might have kept his job for another year or 2 like we did with Alph.

Please don't tease us. You turds deserved many more "you're gonna be a gaytor" McEltooth years....but that's ok... Glad you
Gaytards got Dam Mullet and not your first 3-4 choices.
 
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It's all they have at this point... hypothetical scenarios and alternative universes where maybe, just maybe, they aren't a total dumpster fire.
 
RVACane said:
I don't know if he overpaid and just took a $400k loss on his $1.8 M Shîtsville home but McEltooth is saying he did It because the house is perfect for disabled people with wide ramps and the buyers have 2 disabled kids. Not to be a **** about this... I'm ADHD and so is one of my kids, but was his house handicap friendly due to his coaching acumen?

I didn't know you could pay that much for a house in that Shîthole so I'm going to take what I think would be the business savvy tycoon @OriginalCanesCanesCanes approach and my guess is that his re-sale market was so limited that it was simply the excuse he used to get out and he'll just write off the loss. He didn't have a rep for being such a nice guy with staff and other coaches in the athletic department.

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1.4m in Gayesville that must be a 25,000 sq foot house because the property is worth nothing. I didn't even know they had houses that weren't mobile over their.
 
RVACane said:
I don't know if he overpaid and just took a $400k loss on his $1.8 M Shîtsville home but McEltooth is saying he did It because the house is perfect for disabled people with wide ramps and the buyers have 2 disabled kids. Not to be a **** about this... I'm ADHD and so is one of my kids, but was his house handicap friendly due to his coaching acumen?

I didn't know you could pay that much for a house in that Shîthole so I'm going to take what I think would be the business savvy tycoon @OriginalCanesCanesCanes approach and my guess is that his re-sale market was so limited that it was simply the excuse he used to get out and he'll just write off the loss. He didn't have a rep for being such a nice guy with staff and other coaches in the athletic department.

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This guy gets it.
 
kryptonite said:
Glad to see you back in the game, I was starting to worry about the future of Gaytor Tears®.
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Thanks, buddy. Trying to get more involved again. I've had a lot on my plate. The guys who have been contributing in here are doing great. I'm happy to join them.
 
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Wow they've resorted to playing the what if game..ok I’ll play.

What if all the studs that went to Other schools because we've had dogsht coaches for fifteen years had stayed home.We’d have 10 more ‘ships by this time.

Hey I like this game.
 
So the gayters just landed a 3* QB and are real pumped about it because even they realize their QB recruiting has been especially shtty. My question is this: who would a kid who claims offers from bama, osu, psu, tenn, and clempson commit to the gayters without visiting any of those schools? Is it...
a) because once he saw gaynsville he just couldn't help himself
b) he ruled those teams out early and only needed to see NC State and uf to decide
c) he's exaggerating that offer list

Bonus question: What does his dad drive that got them home to Baltimore in 9 hours?
"I talked to my dad about it the whole nine hour ride back home..."
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https://247sports.com/college/flori...lon-Jones-commits-to-Florida-Gators-117114165
 
I'm perfectly fine with UF taking Jalon Jones at QB. I was a little worried they'd get a stud like Jayden Daniels or be in the MJ JR sweepstakes. Jones is a nice prospect, but he's a project.

This guarantees the QB we'll be facing against them in 2019 will either be one of their terrible returning guys, or Emory Jones who has looked even worse than those returners this Spring.

Thanks Mullen!
 
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PokemonFisherman said:
Who tf is van Jefferson
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You don't know Van Jefferson? You will soon. He's the guy who, up 9-6 late in the 4th Q of the opener to the 2018 season, will field a punt and take it 63 yards to the 2 yard line where he will promptly fumble. A Georgia Southern player will then pick it up and run 98 yards to put the game away. Charleston Southern wins 13-9.

VAN JEFFERSON IS A BEAST!
 
kryptonite said:
You don't know Van Jefferson? You will soon. He's the guy who, up 9-6 late in the 4th Q of the opener to the 2018 season, will field a punt and take it 63 yards to the 2 yard line where he will promptly fumble. A Georgia Southern player will then pick it up and run 98 yards to put the game away. Charleston Southern wins 13-9.

VAN JEFFERSON IS A BEAST!
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Oh man oh man count me in on the van Jefferson hype train
 
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