Tears Gator Tears

[Torocane]

Maybe gayter fans should step away from the glass house before they start the stone throwing...


"Empty seats, an increasingly lifeless atmosphere and little excitement on the field have robbed the Swamp of a piece of its soul."

"For the first time in more than 20 years, student season tickets are available as Week 1 arrives."

"Casey said little had changed in 20 years. But this season, video boards will show more replays, scoring updates from other games and even live feeds during timeouts from around the SEC. "

"Fans, especially younger ones, want to text, talk, tweet and access other forms of social media. But the Swamp has been a smartphone dead zone."





Gators hope to re-energize Swamp, UF fan base less interested in attending games

The last thing GAYtor fans are interested in is reality.

 

[Cajuncane]

Are you guys ready for another snoozefest edition of Friday Night Bites in Gheysville?

Last year was the year of necrophiliac shark *** and the PB&J sammich. It was a time to try on the "outfit" and hear chucklemouth say "you're gonna be a gaytor."

What's Mullet gonna do to top that?

Gonna be so bad they’re gonna switch it to Tuesday

 

[kryptonite]

7 months until Signing Day, and the Gaytors have the #34 ranked class on Rivals.

Never forget.


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Hey a-hole, wait till they gets to flippin' son, that ranking will skyrocket into the high twenties.

 

[kryptonite]

Our class is only rated as high as it is because we have more commits. Our average star ranking is barely better than theirs.

The fck? Are you on the wrong thread or what? This here is the "Making Fun of the gayters Thread®", not the "Treat Others as We Would Be Treated Thread®**".











**Obviously that isn't really a thing.

 

[TerragonSix]

For the '19 Game, who's in for a banner that says, "Prepare for Gator Tears"?

It's not just about letting them know how much we enjoy their misery, but we also need to manifest our Tears Power.

 

[kryptonite]

For the '19 Game, who's in for a banner that says, "Prepare for Gator Tears"?

It's not just about letting them know how much we enjoy their misery, but we also need to manifest our Tears Power.

Fck you, I would never put up money for such a disrespectful banner.

Now if it said "gayter tears imminent, umbrellas for sale in the Blue Lot", I'd totally be down.

 

[305407cane]

I’m firmly intrenched in gator tears and this thread has made me think that the ‘19 game is the most important game ever

 

[brock]

Lol

 

[TheRichtShow]

Our class is only rated as high as it is because we have more commits. Our average star ranking is barely better than theirs.

The difference is UF is missing on all their top targets. Many of ours are still on the board and we're in great shape with.

Also, most of the UF commits would be a **** of lot lower if it wasnt for the joke that is ESPN. Apparently if you commit to UF, ESPN automatically makes you a 4*. They even have that slow, white DB all the UF fans hate as a 4*. If you just used the 2 actual recruiting services, UF wouldn't be close to us in star avg

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Lol

Even Franks clowns himself.

The jokes just write themselves with that clown show upstate.

Not a thimbleful of self-respect in cowtown.

 

[QoCane85]

Fck you, I would never put up money for such a disrespectful banner.

Now if it said "Gayturd tears imminent, umbrellas for sale in the Blue Lot", I'd totally be down.

FIFY

 

[TheOriginalCane]

For the '19 Game, who's in for a banner that says, "Prepare for Gator Tears"?

It's not just about letting them know how much we enjoy their misery, but we also need to manifest our Tears Power.

"Gator Tears - 1 million views and growing"

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[TheOriginalCane]

Even Franks clowns himself.

The jokes just write themselves with that clown show upstate.

Not a thimbleful of self-respect in cowtown.

Come on, get it right. The longtime official nickname of Gainesville is HOGTOWN.

Hogtown, Florida - Wikipedia


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[mirvin88]

The difference is UF is missing on all their top targets. Many of ours are still on the board and we're in great shape with.

Also, most of the UF commits would be a **** of lot lower if it wasnt for the joke that is ESPN. Apparently if you commit to UF, ESPN automatically makes you a 4*. They even have that slow, white DB all the UF fans hate as a 4*. If you just used the 2 actual recruiting services, UF wouldn't be close to us in star avg

Ours will get bumps. Their class is clearly jags.

 

[RVACane]

"Gator Tears - 1 million views and growing"

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We could be approaching 2 million views by then.

 

[RVACane]

Welp.... If ya can't get a GatorFanSeth Mock Class then a GatorFanSeth Realistic Targets list will have to do...

 

[DB4]

 

[305407cane]

Welp.... If ya can't get a GatorFanSeth Mock Class then a GatorFanSeth Realistic Targets list will have to do...

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Lmao

 

[Torocane]

We could be approaching 2 million views by then.

At the rate the GAYtors are going it will be easy! No signs of the clown show slowing down.

 

[Torocane]

Welp.... If ya can't get a GatorFanSeth Mock Class then a GatorFanSeth Realistic Targets list will have to do...

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So....basically every single recruit is a realistic target for them.
I hope when they are done taking everyone they leave a few fir the rest of us.