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RVACane said:
Guess we have no shot at Ahmon's brother. Mullett's getting errrybody...

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Let me see if I understand this brilliant Gaytor Logics mentality...

First, it's a "visit" to Florida "over" Miami. Which, of course, is just insane. He's already been to Miami multiple times. He can visit his brother any time he wants. This isn't an official. But, somehow, in some insane way of thinking, this is a "choice" that "favors" Florida. Wow.

Second, more "attendance smack", the Gaytor Logics old reliable fallback argument. Never mind that F$U at Miami will be a sellout, somehow the guy-on-guy action at the Gaytors spring game will outdraw us. Yeah, right.

Third, Richt speaks in Ebonics? When did that become a hilarious Gaytor joke?

Fourth, when did the turnover chain become "fake" and "costume jewelry"? Did they ignore all the reports on its creator and its value? Do they think we bought it from Dyme Lyfe? Gaytor fans are the biggest purveyors of fake news outside of InfoWars, they just invent some falsehood and then keep repeating the lie to one another.

Fifth, apparently Turdbarrel Slaton has given them the mistaken impression that Gaytor coaches (old staff or new, what's the difference?) are the masters of position determination. Never mind that UM is not anywhere near to insisting that Richards play safety. Never mind that he is currently playing safety. It's one thing to tell a defensive tackle that you are recruiting him at punter, it's another thing to recruit a current 2-way player for one of the two positions he currently plays.

FInally, why in God's name do Gaytor fans think that racist jokes and Ebonics phrases are somehow the keys to convincing a black athlete to come to racist Gainesville over multi-cultural Miami?

Anyhow, Gaytors gonna Gaytor.
 
PokemonFisherman said:
Wait ... Is that really how they talk trash about us .. I almost feel bad man 😂. I mean if al golden managed to win against you, you've definitely lost your trash talking card
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During that time they also lost to Georgia Southern at home who didn't even need to complete a pass. They went to OT at home against FAU of all teams (before Kiffin). And they've had 2 4-win seasons. They've beaten us once in the last 30 years (I believe 1-6 in that time). I for the life of me can't conjure up any logical reason why they try to talk ****.
 
orange&green84 said:
During that time they also lost to Georgia Southern at home who didn't even need to complete a pass. They went to OT at home against FAU of all teams (before Kiffin). And they've had 2 4-win seasons. They've beaten us once in the last 30 years (I believe 1-6 in that time). I for the life of me can't conjure up any logical reason why they try to talk ****.
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Outside of banging their sister, who also happens to be their mom and aunt, there really isn’t much to do in Gainesville.
 
orange&green84 said:
During that time they also lost to Georgia Southern at home who didn't even need to complete a pass. They went to OT at home against FAU of all teams (before Kiffin). And they've had 2 4-win seasons. They've beaten us once in the last 30 years (I believe 1-6 in that time). I for the life of me can't conjure up any logical reason why they try to talk ****.
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Very simple explanation,it's illogical.
 
TheOriginalCane said:
Let me see if I understand this brilliant Gaytor Logics mentality...

First, it's a "visit" to Florida "over" Miami. Which, of course, is just insane. He's already been to Miami multiple times. He can visit his brother any time he wants. This isn't an official. But, somehow, in some insane way of thinking, this is a "choice" that "favors" Florida. Wow.

Second, more "attendance smack", the Gaytor Logics old reliable fallback argument. Never mind that F$U at Miami will be a sellout, somehow the guy-on-guy action at the Gaytors spring game will outdraw us. Yeah, right.

Third, Richt speaks in Ebonics? When did that become a hilarious Gaytor joke?

Fourth, when did the turnover chain become "fake" and "costume jewelry"? Did they ignore all the reports on its creator and its value? Do they think we bought it from Dyme Lyfe? Gaytor fans are the biggest purveyors of fake news outside of InfoWars, they just invent some falsehood and then keep repeating the lie to one another.

Fifth, apparently Turdbarrel Slaton has given them the mistaken impression that Gaytor coaches (old staff or new, what's the difference?) are the masters of position determination. Never mind that UM is not anywhere near to insisting that Richards play safety. Never mind that he is currently playing safety. It's one thing to tell a defensive tackle that you are recruiting him at punter, it's another thing to recruit a current 2-way player for one of the two positions he currently plays.

FInally, why in God's name do Gaytor fans think that racist jokes and Ebonics phrases are somehow the keys to convincing a black athlete to come to racist Gainesville over multi-cultural Miami?

Anyhow, Gaytors gonna Gaytor.
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When your team has been hot garbage for a decade and you've only beaten Miami once in 30 years, you have to make up stuff to trash talk other teams. Gotta love the not so subtle racism in their posts too.
 
I’m sooooooo confused from the last screen shot. Like confused, confused. Did the one poster who tried to clown the TO chain say that “can you imagine how many times they would have to replace that chain if it was real??”
 
Rellyrell said:
I’m sooooooo confused from the last screen shot. Like confused, confused. Did the one poster who tried to clown the TO chain say that “can you imagine how many times they would have to replace that chain if it was real??”
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Insane. Then calling us thugs when their arrest record speaks for itself
 
Rellyrell said:
I’m sooooooo confused from the last screen shot. Like confused, confused. Did the one poster who tried to clown the TO chain say that “can you imagine how many times they would have to replace that chain if it was real??”
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Not being a racist this might be a little confusing for you, let me help. He's saying that the black athletes at Miami would obviously have stolen it if it were real gold.
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Because they're black.
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And that's what black people do.















By "black" obviously he meant "n***ers"
 
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kryptonite said:
Not being a racist this might be a little confusing for you, let me help. He's saying that the black athletes at Miami would obviously have stolen it if it were real gold.
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holy **** that completely flew over my head, because that bit confused me as well. These guys...
 
TheOriginalCane said:
Let me see if I understand this brilliant Gaytor Logics mentality...

First, it's a "visit" to Florida "over" Miami. Which, of course, is just insane. He's already been to Miami multiple times. He can visit his brother any time he wants. This isn't an official. But, somehow, in some insane way of thinking, this is a "choice" that "favors" Florida. Wow.

Second, more "attendance smack", the Gaytor Logics old reliable fallback argument. Never mind that F$U at Miami will be a sellout, somehow the guy-on-guy action at the Gaytors spring game will outdraw us. Yeah, right.

Third, Richt speaks in Ebonics? When did that become a hilarious Gaytor joke?

Fourth, when did the turnover chain become "fake" and "costume jewelry"? Did they ignore all the reports on its creator and its value? Do they think we bought it from Dyme Lyfe? Gaytor fans are the biggest purveyors of fake news outside of InfoWars, they just invent some falsehood and then keep repeating the lie to one another.

Fifth, apparently Turdbarrel Slaton has given them the mistaken impression that Gaytor coaches (old staff or new, what's the difference?) are the masters of position determination. Never mind that UM is not anywhere near to insisting that Richards play safety. Never mind that he is currently playing safety. It's one thing to tell a defensive tackle that you are recruiting him at punter, it's another thing to recruit a current 2-way player for one of the two positions he currently plays.

FInally, why in God's name do Gaytor fans think that racist jokes and Ebonics phrases are somehow the keys to convincing a black athlete to come to racist Gainesville over multi-cultural Miami?

Anyhow, Gaytors gonna Gaytor.
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This isn’t true. The chemicals in the water really did turn the frogs ***...
 
kryptonite said:
Not being a racist this might be a little confusing for you, let me help. He's saying that the black athletes at Miami would obviously have stolen it if it were real gold.
.
.
.
Because they're black.
.
.
.
And that's what black people do.















By "black" obviously he meant "n***ers"
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That's exactly what he's thinking. He probably plays polite to black people to their faces and then dogs them to and with his racist white buddies. Unbelievable to me that vermin like this is still around in decent quantities but I've seen it first hand. I've had people dog Jews to me and I'm ******. I wreak Heeb like Streisand so they're fairly ignorant to begin with. Great morals and values to teach your kids!

And if you don't know, trust me, as my father and grandfather taught me... if it wasn't black people, they'd be going at Hispanics, Asians, Jews and anyone else who doesn't fit their criteria for being treated like human beings as opposed to being judged on their merits as people. Smh Fuxk the gaytor.
 
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kryptonite said:
Not being a racist this might be a little confusing for you, let me help. He's saying that the black athletes at Miami would obviously have stolen it if it were real gold.
.
.
.
Because they're black.
.
.
.
And that's what black people do.















By "black" obviously he meant "n***ers"
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Nail. On. The. Head.
 
kryptonite said:
Not being a racist this might be a little confusing for you, let me help. He's saying that the black athletes at Miami would obviously have stolen it if it were real gold.
.
.
.
Because they're black.
.
.
.
And that's what black people do.















By "black" obviously he meant "n***ers"
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Like I said, their racism isn’t even that thinly veiled.

As in, all black people are natural born thieves, are all naturally dumb and can only talk about 5 rangz, etc.

Look. I know these people. It’s not hyperbole. It’s true.

Again, I’ve had to spend time in Gainesville. It’s part of their culture still, among MANY of their alumni. FACTS.

A healthy portion of Bull Gators, the same ones making payoffs to Gator recruits, are stone cold racists.

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kryptonite said:
Not being a racist this might be a little confusing for you, let me help. He's saying that the black athletes at Miami would obviously have stolen it if it were real gold.
.
.
.
Because they're black.
.
.
.
And that's what black people do.















By "black" obviously he meant "n***ers"
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, that makes sense. Dumb take, but it makes sense.

What’s even more dumb is these kids chucking and jiving for these racist pricks.
 
kryptonite said:
Not being a racist this might be a little confusing for you, let me help. He's saying that the black athletes at Miami would obviously have stolen it if it were real gold.
.
.
.
Because they're black.
.
.
.
And that's what black people do.















By "black" obviously he meant "n***ers"
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LMFAO. I thought he meant since gold is so fragile since we where pulling it out and rocking it so often it would fall apart every year.
 
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