Let me see if I understand this brilliant Gaytor Logics mentality...
First, it's a "visit" to Florida "over" Miami. Which, of course, is just insane. He's already been to Miami multiple times. He can visit his brother any time he wants. This isn't an official. But, somehow, in some insane way of thinking, this is a "choice" that "favors" Florida. Wow.
Second, more "attendance smack", the Gaytor Logics old reliable fallback argument. Never mind that F$U at Miami will be a sellout, somehow the guy-on-guy action at the Gaytors spring game will outdraw us. Yeah, right.
Third, Richt speaks in Ebonics? When did that become a hilarious Gaytor joke?
Fourth, when did the turnover chain become "fake" and "costume jewelry"? Did they ignore all the reports on its creator and its value? Do they think we bought it from Dyme Lyfe? Gaytor fans are the biggest purveyors of fake news outside of InfoWars, they just invent some falsehood and then keep repeating the lie to one another.
Fifth, apparently Turdbarrel Slaton has given them the mistaken impression that Gaytor coaches (old staff or new, what's the difference?) are the masters of position determination. Never mind that UM is not anywhere near to insisting that Richards play safety. Never mind that he is currently playing safety. It's one thing to tell a defensive tackle that you are recruiting him at punter, it's another thing to recruit a current 2-way player for one of the two positions he currently plays.
FInally, why in God's name do Gaytor fans think that racist jokes and Ebonics phrases are somehow the keys to convincing a black athlete to come to racist Gainesville over multi-cultural Miami?
Anyhow, Gaytors gonna Gaytor.