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caneingville said:
🤣 I’m not slamming Canoe! I like Canoe a lot too. I’m just saying that if I was taking a PJ all the way from Florida to Atlanta, Canoe wouldn’t be at the top of my list. I’d rather do a Tasting Menu or Omakase somewhere, or like you said, arrange something special via connections.

That one person probably just mentioned Bacchanalia because it’s been at the top of Atlanta lists forever. Yes, shows they know nothing.

We took my kid to Bones for his birthday in May (he’s an old soul, and he loves going out to nice places even though he’s young). It’s good, but I hate when steakhouses overuse the butter. A good piece of meat doesn’t need it. I like KR better.
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Yea I always found a nice lotion better than butter…😜
 
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Canes2082 said:
Possibly why he hasn’t made a decision yet if this comes open he will 1000% go to Bama

Supposedly the craziness in Tuscaloosa is too much

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This is pure horse****.

I guarantee you this is a third rate, or at best midtier, fan site/account looking for clicks and publicity. Zero chance this is true.
 
Imagine lane says he’s leaving before the egg bowl and they boot his *** and ole **** loses the egg bowl and we get in the playoff. Thanks lane!
 
TheOriginalCane said:
The "main guy" who started that crap (and was retweeted by ever desperate Gator eager to look like an insider) was Dan Thompson. He issued a pretty bland "things happen and timelines change" response around Sunday.

Of course, he promised "other dominoes would start falling" this week, and nothing has happened yet.
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He didn't start a "Scoop on Lane" thread and double down?
 
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TheOriginalCane said:
The "main guy" who started that crap (and was retweeted by ever desperate Gator eager to look like an insider) was Dan Thompson. He issued a pretty bland "things happen and timelines change" response around Sunday.

Of course, he promised "other dominoes would start falling" this week, and nothing has happened yet.
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He is without a doubt, the most punchable of all gator fans.
 
TexasCane90 said:
He has an exciting offense and can “level up” a program a few wins… he’s Mario yet with elite coaching and not the elite recruiting

LSU is an interesting spot because he will defacto recruit at a top 10 clip before getting guaranteed NIL money to shoot for top 5s. I mean look at LSUs class they are **** near in tact and the reports were that Brian Kelly didn’t even know half the recruits or tried lol
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He really is the inverse of Mario, bc Mario wins the big games but loses the small ones, and Lane can't seem to get over the hump in big games against big opponents.
 
caneingville said:
I think there's a good chance Lane himself doesn't even know yet.

There's a few weeks left in the regular season. Maybe he has made a decision. Or maybe he's at least narrowed down the decision. But maybe he just wants to focus on his job, finish out the regular season against his biggest rival, see if he makes the SEC Championship, and get into the CFP, and then make a decision.

I think the only thing we know for sure is that Lane enjoys the element of surprise, which isn't really surprising from someone known for their offensive mind.
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I think it's the opposite. I think lane has known for a while where he's going and just likes to troll. There's obviously the sexton bit too. If lane 100% has his mind made up, it's not just being left and reported at that. Dudes getting paid.
 
OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
This is pure horse****.

I guarantee you this is a third rate, or at best midtier, fan site/account looking for clicks and publicity. Zero chance this is true.
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He loses to Auburn and his seat gets even hotter in Tuscaloosa. Bama losing to FSU and a crappy Auburn and missing playoffs 2 years in a row could be enough with that fan base
 
Per the latest update from the Ole Miss people, looks like a race between them and LSU. On their part, LSU is supremely confident Kiffin is heading to them. Ole Miss thinks they have a good chance. Florida seems to have faded.

A few days ago, Graham Hall from the gator 247 was oozing confidence that Kiffin would be there next coach. Pretty quiet since then. Probably has sources who are donors, and we all know how overconfident Florida donors are.
 
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FL Cane said:
Per the latest update from the Ole Miss people, looks like a race between them and LSU. On their part, LSU is supremely confident Kiffin is heading to them. Ole Miss thinks they have a good chance. Florida seems to have faded.

A few days ago, Graham Hall from the gator 247 was oozing confidence that Kiffin would be there next coach. Pretty quiet since then. Probably has sources who are donors, and we all know how overconfident Florida donors are.
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Many of the Kiffin threads on SwampAss 247 are now either (a) sarcastic, (b) begging for details, or (c) intentionally putting forth false confidence as if they can will the hiring into existence.

Gator fans are like that guy in the Modelo commercial who thinks he influenced the field goal attempt with all of his arm-waving...
 
FL Cane said:
Per the latest update from the Ole Miss people, looks like a race between them and LSU. On their part, LSU is supremely confident Kiffin is heading to them. Ole Miss thinks they have a good chance. Florida seems to have faded.

A few days ago, Graham Hall from the gator 247 was oozing confidence that Kiffin would be there next coach. Pretty quiet since then. Probably has sources who are donors, and we all know how overconfident Florida donors are.
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@TpaBayFlyFisher it turns out the "bull" in "bull gator" is short for "bull****."
 
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