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caneingville said:
Re: the Lagway surgery thing, I agree it is confusing. Allegedly, the decision to hold off was made by his family, not UF, and they wanted to see if rest would do the trick, but who knows.

By the way, Billy said the SEC Spring Meetings that those 3x a week throws are amounting to ~210 throws per week (excluding warm-ups), which is what he normally throws this time of year. He indicated that this was to mean that everything was on track, but considering Lagway just started throwing again, that sounds odd. Billy also won’t answer whether or not Lagway is 100% yet, he just makes vague “coach” statements like “he’s right on schedule,” so we can obviously surmise what that means.
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If it's getting bad enough to need surgery, I'd be real concerned about him finishing the season if I were Napier.
 
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One9 said:
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It's the little details.

Imagine you are 400+ pounds and you INSIST that you only way 399.

And he pulled off her weave. That's just wrong.



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Felonious Monk said:
Violence is either the very best or very worst stripper name ever.

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I once had a client named Sparkles. She had business cards that said she was an “event planner” but that corporate parties were her specialty.

Another client went by Bobbi Jo (see the initials).

This is what happens when you intern at a public defender’s office.
 
caneingville said:
I once had a client named Sparkles. She had business cards that said she was an “event planner” but that corporate parties were her specialty.

Another client went by Bobbi Jo (see the initials).

This is what happens when you intern at a public defender’s office.
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I once had the pleasure of dealing with an older lady named Velvet, she was actually a very competent office manager for a client. I don't think her parents thought that through.
 
Felonious Monk said:
I once had the pleasure of dealing with an older lady named Velvet, she was actually a very competent office manager for a client. I don't think her parents thought that through.
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One of my middle/high school classmates was a girl named Velvet. She used to be a cheerleader for my middle school Pop Warner football teams. She may have cheered as a HS freshman, but I kinda lost track of her later in high school.

Meanwhile, during the summers when I was in HS, I occasionally worked for some family friends on weekdays, they had a concession supply business. They would sell unpopped popcorn, cotton candy sugar, snow cone syrup, candy bars, etc. to Orlando-area movie theaters, non-Disney theme parks, and other types of businesses.

But two days a week, I would deliver these big PRE-popped popcorn bags to, shall we say, multiple adult entertainment establishments along the South Orange Blossom Trail corridor. One day I was waiting for the owner to bring me a check for the delivery, and I looked up at the stage and recognized Velvet.

Her parents might have doomed her to that career path, what with that name.
 
caneingville said:
I’m also confused as to what numbers he’s referring to. We gave up 23 sacks last year, and UF gave up 20.
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People these days just make up stats to suit their agenda. As if information isn’t available 24/7 with just a click of a button to fact check them.

I saw a post the other day on a different format stating that Jalen Hurts was 10-0 as a starter against a group of some very good qbs. One of those qbs being Mahomes and another Jayden Daniels. Obviously, he’s lost to both Mahomes and Daniels as a starter. I’m not trying to slander Hurts or disrespect him. I think he’s an elite qb, but that poster talking him up was clearly incorrect with his information.

So when I saw that post about UF’s sacks allowed compared to Miami’s sacks allowed in order to support UF’s agenda as having a better o-line, I knew something was off. That clearly sounded incorrect.
 
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caneingville said:
I once had a client named Sparkles. She had business cards that said she was an “event planner” but that corporate parties were her specialty.

Another client went by Bobbi Jo (see the initials).

This is what happens when you intern at a public defender’s office.
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Yep. Worked as a PD for 3 year sin Atlanta right after law school.

In private practice I had the ones who could pay, but still brought the money in $1 bills. I used to make them go to the bank and turn the $1’s into $20’s. $1’s take too long to count. And earn.
 
I think that Lagway’s arm could have been amputated at the shoulder and Napier would have said he was on the practice field throwing 40 yd darts….i think they’re scared of losing what few recruits they have especially on the offensive side of the ball that are coming here to play on an offense with him….
If He can’t play they really have little to offer other than unlimited cinnamon buns for every player.
 
AtlAtty said:
Yep. Worked as a PD for 3 year sin Atlanta right after law school.

In private practice I had the ones who could pay, but still brought the money in $1 bills. I used to make them go to the bank and turn the $1’s into $20’s. $1’s take too long to count. And earn.
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I've often thought that, in addition to the IRS requiring Form 8300 to be filed when you receive more than $10,000 in cash in a business transaction, you should have to report 10,000 different pieces of currency being received in a business transaction...

...at the very least, it would make movies and TV shows involving ransom payments very interesting...or perhaps very boring...
 
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AtlAtty said:
Yep. Worked as a PD for 3 year sin Atlanta right after law school.

In private practice I had the ones who could pay, but still brought the money in $1 bills. I used to make them go to the bank and turn the $1’s into $20’s. $1’s take too long to count. And earn.
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I take it you must not be one of those Atlanta gentlemen who take their business meetings at the Clermont Lounge or the Pink Pony. Could have turned those ones around quickly!
 
caneingville said:
I take it you must not be one of those Atlanta gentlemen who take their business meetings at the Clermont Lounge or the Pink Pony. Could have turned those ones around quickly!
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You know the culture well. I had a few friends who spent so much time and had so many clients from the Pink Pony that I could never figure who was actually making more money in the transactions. It felt like the same money was just going back and forth. But I was married before I was making any real money so that pretty much limited the night life.
I never really had a chance to be single in Atlanta with money. All in all, probably a really good thing for my bank account and general/genital health.
 
Cajuncane said:
I think that Lagway’s arm could have been amputated at the shoulder and Napier would have said he was on the practice field throwing 40 yd darts….i think they’re scared of losing what few recruits they have especially on the offensive side of the ball that are coming here to play on an offense with him….
If He can’t play they really have little to offer other than unlimited cinnamon buns for every player.
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Yeah, and his coach-speak is doing the trick. The fanbase is eating it up. Just in the past 24 hours, on one of the UF boards, I have seen the following:

- Both Anthony Richardson and Lagway called generational QBs
- Their QB, OL, DL, and RB rooms said to be among the best nationally
- Many fans expecting 10+ wins, with 10-2 being the floor
- This year is the best year they feel about the roster since Napier took over

It’s truly unbelievable how delusional they are. How in the world can they be optimistic about that QB room when Lagway can’t throw and the two guys behind him shouldn’t even be at a P4 program? It’s insane.

Edit: I also forgot to mention that they are convinced that their game against us will be a home game for them. 🤣 So apparently they can’t accurately count people on the field or in the stands. Even when we were terrible in 2013, they only had maybe 30% if the seats.
 
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