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RVACane said:
Well this escalated quickly… for me…



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This is how bad it is for The Gaytor...

They are chasing a one-year rental who missed 1/3 of last year with a nagging injury...who they flipped from USF...and who has a terrible offer list (query whether Mauigoa is still "SEC-caliber").

Meanwhile, Slingblade Billy has spent his recruiting budget on internet pop-up ads and Craigslist postings to publicize the fact that The Gaytor still has scholarship slots available...


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TheOriginalCane said:
Holy crap, this one deserves its own special post. Nothing about the Rashada disaster was bad. Notamiss. Blessing in disguise. Win-win. Lagway will show up in a year and be the second coming of Jesus Christ...

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I love it too. I mean, rashada and lagway are basically the same ratingboht of high school. Both four star prospects. Somehow, in their mind, rashada was overrated, yet lagway is a guaranteed day one starter. Make it make sense
 
TheOriginalCane said:
This is how bad it is for The Gaytor...

They are chasing a one-year rental who missed 1/3 of last year with a nagging injury...who they flipped from USF...and who has a terrible offer list (query whether Mauigoa is still "SEC-caliber").

Meanwhile, Slingblade Billy has spent his recruiting budget on internet pop-up ads and Craigslist postings to publicize the fact that The Gaytor still has scholarship slots available...


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Sling Blade’s massive army of recruiters for the big win.

Congratulations to the vaunted **** flipz machine for stealing one from FIU and Old Dominion by way of USF.
 
TheOriginalCane said:
I may need @flagator86 's help on the significance of the whole "pig" thing...

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It’s been going on for a while there - the pig thing. The best I can remember is that they used it as an insult at ShawnGator who’s a mope on their board. They were calling him earth pig. I think this is a 247 gator board thing so our friendly neighborhood gator 86 likely wouldn’t know as that’s not his gator board.
 
Canes2082 said:
Lol the last comment about him flying in to court the # 1 WR....

Does it cross their minds that he was given $$$ to come in for the weekday? or He did it all on his own dime.... lol
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The best part is this. They cite things, and then act like a guy has never changed his mind before. I've heard of recruits GETTING TATTOOS and then changing their minds.

****, I even seem to recall a certain Miami QB making a special trip to recruit a transfer center, and then holding up Miami for more NIL money a couple of months later.

Seriously, these Gaytor fans are just insane, trying to convince themselves that Lagway is going to save the Gaytor fortunes on Day 1...
 
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TheOriginalCane said:
The best part is this. They cite things, and then act like a guy has never changed his mind before. I've heard of recruits GETTING TATTOOS and then changing their minds.

****, I even seem to recall a certain Miami QB making a special trip to recruit a transfer center, and then holding up Miami for more NIL money a couple of months later.

Seriously, these Gaytor fans are just insane, trying to convince themselves that Lagway is going to save the Gaytor fortunes on Day 1...
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Assuming that Lagway shows up, and actually is part of the freshman class, which is far from a foregone conclusion, and starts as a true freshman. Behind the projected offensive line next year, he is going to get destroyed. His confidence and body will likely never recover. Win-win. He flips/plays baseball, or, he enrolls and is demolished behind a paper-thin line.

And I’m here for any and all of it.
 
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