Tears Gator Tears

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Lashlee and Banda are going to have better careers than Manny. Part of being a good coach is recognizing when it’s time to make a jump. Banda realized at the end of 2020 that Miami was at its best under Manny, it wouldn’t get better, and that he needed to make the jump. Lashlee realized mid-last year that the wheels were coming off and it was time to go.
 
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Golden, Diaz, and Enos all made the list but not Florida.


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not "tears"

"While there still won’t be any contact between coaches and recruits allowed due to the off campus nature of the game, both schools – not just the designated home team like Oklahoma and Texas do for their annual neutral site matchup – now will be able to provide tickets for prospects and their families."


Not sure this is a good thing for Florida, as I expect Georgia to dominate this game for the next few years… So maybe “Tears” are appropriate.
 
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I thought Big Billy was the bestest OC ever? :rk5i6fxwjlgev5j6.jpg:



I see Miami on that list...I see UCF...I even see F$U...****, I see the names of Fat Al Golden, Bartender Banda, Manny Diaz, and DAN MOTHERFVCKING ENOS...

But what I do not see are the Florida Gaytors...

I cannot laugh hard enough or loud enough at this situation...
 
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Calling it now, this is how game 1 goes down for them.

Q1: Utah - 3
Florida - 7

Commentary: “Best 1Q by a new coach since Urban, we’re back;” “AR-15 is gonna throw for 300;” “We’ve got a chance in the East.”

Q2: Utah - 13
Florida - 7

Commentary: “It’s fine, Billy will make adjustments at half and we’ll be solid;” “that Pick wasn’t AR-15’s fault;” “Utah had some lucky breaks.”

Q3: Utah - 24
Florida - 10

Commentary: “We’re two dropped passes away from winning this in a blowout;” “Fuc*ing refs are ******** us!!!!;” “How has AR-15 been sacked four times!!!!.”

Q4/Final: Utah - 34
Florida - 17

Commentary: “We played them close;” “Utah is legit, they’ll be in the CFP;” “that was our hardest opponent of the year, things only go up from here;” “At least A&M will beat Miami.”
 
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Calling it now, this is how game 1 goes down for them.

Q1: Utah - 3
Florida - 7

Commentary: “Best 1Q by a new coach since Urban, we’re back;” “AR-15 is gonna throw for 300;” “We’ve got a chance in the East.”

Q2: Utah - 13
Florida - 7

Commentary: “It’s fine, Billy will make adjustments at half and we’ll be solid;” “that Pick wasn’t AR-15’s fault;” “Utah had some lucky breaks.”

Q3: Utah - 24
Florida - 10

Commentary: “We’re two dropped passes away from winning this in a blowout;” “****ing refs are ******** us!!!!;” “How has AR-15 been sacked four times!!!!.”

Q4/Final: Utah - 34
Florida - 17

Commentary: “We played them close;” “Utah is legit, they’ll be in the CFP;” “that was our hardest opponent of the year, things only go up from here;” “At least A&M will beat Miami.”
lol nice work !!
 
Calling it now, this is how game 1 goes down for them.

Q1: Utah - 3
Florida - 7

Commentary: “Best 1Q by a new coach since Urban, we’re back;” “AR-15 is gonna throw for 300;” “We’ve got a chance in the East.”

Q2: Utah - 13
Florida - 7

Commentary: “It’s fine, Billy will make adjustments at half and we’ll be solid;” “that Pick wasn’t AR-15’s fault;” “Utah had some lucky breaks.”

Q3: Utah - 24
Florida - 10

Commentary: “We’re two dropped passes away from winning this in a blowout;” “****ing refs are ******** us!!!!;” “How has AR-15 been sacked four times!!!!.”

Q4/Final: Utah - 34
Florida - 17

Commentary: “We played them close;” “Utah is legit, they’ll be in the CFP;” “that was our hardest opponent of the year, things only go up from here;” “At least A&M will beat Miami.”

That score will be a lot worse I think. Game over by halftime
 
Calling it now, this is how game 1 goes down for them.

Q1: Utah - 3
Florida - 7

Commentary: “Best 1Q by a new coach since Urban, we’re back;” “AR-15 is gonna throw for 300;” “We’ve got a chance in the East.”

Q2: Utah - 13
Florida - 7

Commentary: “It’s fine, Billy will make adjustments at half and we’ll be solid;” “that Pick wasn’t AR-15’s fault;” “Utah had some lucky breaks.”

Q3: Utah - 24
Florida - 10

Commentary: “We’re two dropped passes away from winning this in a blowout;” “****ing refs are ******** us!!!!;” “How has AR-15 been sacked four times!!!!.”

Q4/Final: Utah - 34
Florida - 17

Commentary: “We played them close;” “Utah is legit, they’ll be in the CFP;” “that was our hardest opponent of the year, things only go up from here;” “At least A&M will beat Miami.”
This is fairly accurate.
 
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