Tears Gator Tears

that was a month ago tho bruh lol
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Uhhhh...

It DID, in fact, come from one recurring source...

UM's massive revenues. It's right there in our financial statements. One massive recurring source.

Feel free to ask how much money John Ruiz donated to paying Dan Radakovich and Mario and Mario's assistants. I'll wait...

UM revenue...it's yuuuuuuuuuuge...

First it was the University "stole" profits from medical to athletics and now it's all Ruiz. Make up your **** minds on which lie you want to believe.
 
Fortunately, Mario has a Swampa$$ 247 account and was able to decipher the "Mustard" references. He then jumped into action, much like Nick Saban after he spots an Ivins crystal ball, and refused to let Dijon out of his sight until he agreed to visit Miami.

Because the ONLY reason Mario wants him is because Slingblade Billy wants him...

All of that must be true.
They really believe this is what’s happening. It’s an insane combo of paranoia and a lack of self awareness.
 
This post right here should be pinned!!! Fantastic thank you! I’ll be using this in conversations with gators going forward 💯
Forgot to add that his bowl wins were against powerhouses Miami (OH) and UTSA. If you want to add 2021, they beat the premier Marshall Thundering Herd. Credit where credit’s due, he won more bowl games than any coach we’ve had in a long time. However, we’d have won a few if we played LA Tech competition every bowl season (except if Manny was coach lol).

All in all, the guy is Al Golden with a better bowl record. Not an elite coach like they may talk themselves into believing.
 
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Not a regular Buffalo Trace fan. I prefer higher proof bourbons. Seven year Weller is a pretty easy find fwiw You’ll need to call your ABC liquer store and ask them what day they get it delivered. They’ll tell you they haven’t seen it in a while…. But it gets delivered on ______ day. Where I live it’s a Wednesday. Call every week on that day and make sure you always talk to the same person on the phone. Be nice and over time they’ll remember you. When it comes in they’ll keep it behind the counter and sell only one 750 or 1.5 per person. It comes in around here, ABC in Florida is the only one that has the rights to sell it in this state, about once a month. Good luck. 🙌
Now if you can find me a similar trick for some pappys I’ll go full reach around and not feel a tiny bit *** about it
 
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Now if you can find me a similar trick for some pappys I’ll go full reach around and not feel a tiny bit *** about it
Lol I don’t want that 😂
Crazy as it sounds… I get a full series if they’re offering everything, the 13 rye isn’t always available, through some very good friends in the liquer business. It’s always at retail. I give most of it away as gifts. I have what I need and it’s SO IMPORTANT to people who love bourbon. I can’t believe how fortunate I am. I have just about everything anyone could ever want. Crazy! I have a bunch of favorites. Drinking special bourbon with friends is priceless
 
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