Whoever doesn't like this thread, for whatever reason, please stay out of it then. I'm not calling anyone names just politely asking that you post elsewhere and leave those who like it be. We don't take shots at each other in here while that is rampant in the other threads. That alone makes this thread different and very positive. There's a true sense of team and camaraderie in here.
If people want to make fun of or disparage the gayturds, it's better to have one place to do it than to have multiple threads on them, in various forms, going on the board. There are a lot of people who contribute here... many. If the interest dies down then so will the thread. No one or 2 people can or will carry it.
Anyhow, I will be in a smaller town in the Caribbean, where I go to hide, for the next 2 weeks, starting today. I will be no where to be found except bargaining with fisherman on the beach in the mornings for that night's dinner and taking my kids surfing and shît like that. I saved up some shekels to do this like I try to do each year. I won't be on the board during this time or at least I'll try not to be. I am detaching from civilization for my own sanity. I am sure I'll come back to some good tears. The guys in this thread are my favorite people on this board. I will miss all "you's guys" and I'll see you on the return side.
When will the Half-Canes like brock and ristwasdown ever get over their internet personas and leave this thread permanently? They don't get it, but they have deluded themselves into believing they are some brand of "internet truth-tellers" who will "call out" the "pvssy Canes" and "hypocrites" with their "hey, I'm just trying to provide some balance here" schtick?
Nobody puts a gun to the head of brock or rist and forces them to read 235 pages of postings. Nobody forces them to bloviate their "opinions". If you deleted every brock and rist post on this thread, nobody would even notice.
But this dipsh!te duo continually weighs in without any awareness of what this thread is all about.
This is NOT about enjoying the misfortune of Gaytor fans (though there is enjoyment to be found in that).
This thread is ALL ABOUT documenting the massive delusions, racist behavior, hypocrisy, and flat-out denial that is shared by MOST GAYTOR FANS. Particularly the ones on GaytorMasterBait.net.
And then, as we document all of the above, we can ALSO enjoy their parallel journey down the Golden-hole, as they trade solid scouting/recruiting for "take the highest rated guy no matter where he is from or what his character is". We can ALSO enjoy them turning on their fraudulent coaches as we have seen happen before. We can ALSO enjoy watching them predict imminent recruiting and game wins, only to see them cry like the b!tches they are when they continue losing.
Half-Canes like brock and rist are the guys who can't distinguish between "climate change" and the temperature or rainfall on one particular day. Nobody ever said the Gaytors would not have some hot moments. Instead, we are observing a multi-year decline in their program. Their current AD is no Foley. Their current head football coach is no Spurrier/Meyer. Sure, they will land a few morons like Thornton who is choosing UF because he bought a lot of their merchandise as a misguided kid, but UM will win the hearts and minds of most Florida recruits, while UF chases west-coast drug-addict rageaholics to pad their recruiting rankings.
Since brock and rist are Half-Canes and have no perspective on the decades of this hate-rivalry with UF, they need to stop posting on this thread. Their postings are worthless barnacles that we have to scrape off the side of this beautiful thread of ours.
REAL Cane fans know how Gaytor fans are. The racism. The lies. The irrelevant arguments. The ducking. The delusions. The blaming. And again, since it must be repeated, the LIES. The flat-out LIES they tell about fake interactions with invented UM fans at non-existent tailgate parties that they never attended, as they invent racial and educational stereotypes about our players or our fans.
There are very real reasons to hate most Gaytor fans. They have given us the ammunition over decades.
This thread is NOT simply about making fun of a few months of recruiting misfortune. It is a celebration of the collective pain of Gaytor fans as they are Goldenized by the Sharkfvcker and "Radio". And, hey, that's a racist GAYTOR NICKNAME for Randy Shannon, not a term that I came up with on my own.
Nobody needs any Half-Cane posts on this thread. Brock, go somewhere else to regurgitate your Googlings. And rist, go back to TMB, where your schtick will allow you to hang out with self-delusional "real cool fans" from other programs.
This thread is for 100% Canes.