Tears Gator Tears

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Let's not forget that's he's well off enough for 3 jet skis as well.

For the record, I suspect he's exaggerating his Chick FIL A ownership claims. I seriously doubt a true operator would take a chance that some dumbass would look up to see where he might be from.

Yeah this guy is talking out of his ***.

Successful people rarely if ever feel the need to prove it on an anonymous message board.

This clown is just trying to project an image to justify his self anointed “insider “status.

 

[RVACane]

Btw we thought our dl was in bad shape after manny
A Florida fan buddy of mine told me they only have 1 playable dt on the team
I couldn’t believe a big boy sec team could be in such bad shape

Gervon Dexter.

Not sure that Watson can do anything- like he’s massively overweight. And yet they didn’t need Jackson.

 

[SpikeUM]

He may be in Orlando or another area

que?

 

[GojiraCane]

The effort is appreciated, it's all delicious.
This one just captured the essense of why it's so much fun to watch their pain and frustration.

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The foundational fantasy they use to prop up their sefl-esteem is getting exposed as the illusion that it is.

What can they offer their recruits? A network of jort manufacturers?

 

[TC@ne]

How do you all not understand?

Don’t you understand that a recruit should have to walk on to UF’s football team and EARN that scholarship?

Guys this is UF, the flagship university and football team of the country. We would be LUCKY to smell the cow pastures and urine stench of their stadium, let alone walk on their campus.

In fact, I heard there is a 7 year waitlist just for a campus tour.

You guys just don’t get the Standard.

 

[flagator86]

Gervon Dexter.

Not sure that Watson can do anything- like he’s massively overweight. And yet they didn’t need Jackson.

Jalen Lee - has played some, unproven

Chris McClellon - true fresh will gets snaps

Watson - situational player at best at this point

Lamar Goods - portal

Chris Thomas- rsfr. Nothing really to report

Lyons - true freshmen but not on campus


That’s it

 

[RVACane]

 

[RVACane]

Jalen Lee - has played some, unproven

Chris McClellon - true fresh will gets snaps

Watson - situational player at best at this point

Lamar Goods - portal

Chris Thomas- rsfr. Nothing really to report

Lyons - true freshmen but not on campus


That’s it

Lyons has potential IIRC but will need time to develop and see

 

[OriginalGatorHater]

Realistically, no team gets housed that much, but every game that’s highlighted, I’d say they have a better than 50% chance of losing. They could easily be looking at 6+ loss season… and then anyway it’s fun to think of them getting smoked by all those teams, with the exception of the holes, and then somehow we want all the rules of nature to be abolished and for both of them to lose.

Even better. Have the holes destroy UF then we destroy the holes

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Gervon Dexter.

Not sure that Watson can do anything- like he’s massively overweight. And yet they didn’t need Jackson.

During their spring game, I saw Fatson get 4 whole plays in a row before he had to waddle to the sideline for rest.

 

[TrumpyCane]

Gervon Dexter.

Not sure that Watson can do anything- like he’s massively overweight. And yet they didn’t need Jackson.

TrumpyCane believes they also have that 600 pound Watson guy

 

[Echtcane]

What can they offer their recruits? A network of jort manufacturers?

Flash their State Attendance Championship rings, chant "SEC!" a few times and wink.
That's just my guess based on reading UF boards over the years about what matters in their world.

 

[canenok]

Gervon Dexter.

Not sure that Watson can do anything- like he’s massively overweight. And yet they didn’t need Jackson.

Wait. So Fatson isn’t expected to contribute on the DL? Gator fans said that they preferred Fatson anyway when they missed on LT. So they needed Jackson more than Miami and still whiffed!

 

[AUcane]

Gervon Dexter.

Not sure that Watson can do anything- like he’s massively overweight. And yet they didn’t need Jackson.

Is that the 400 pound guy?

 

[OriginalGatorHater]

It's painfully obvious how jealous/scared they are about their NIL capabilities. I can guarantee that they would love to have their own Ruiz "problem".

Do they really think NIL money won't happen when going against AL, GA, TN, LSU and aTm?

How does UF money actually compare to those schools? I would figure since they are better academically that they would have more money that all but ATM, but it appears they can't get any money for NIL.

 

[Baba Yaga]

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Ruiz is the Boogeyman.

 

[LokiCane]

 

[RVACane]

Is that the 400 pound guy?

Yeah. He grew up in next to @plantcity3 who used to mess with him when he was a commit. Lol

 

[RVACane]

Wait. So Fatson isn’t expected to contribute on the DL? Gator fans said that they preferred Fatson anyway when they missed on LT. So they needed Jackson more than Miami and still whiffed!

I mean he’s severely limited in consecutive and total snaps he can take in a game I’m thinking

 

[RVACane]

How does UF money actually compare to those schools? I would figure since they are better academically that they would have more money that all but ATM, but it appears they can't get any money for NIL.

It’s the NIL like you’re saying.