I love the nonsense on Gaytor Tears.
First, some guy speculates they are only taking "20-21 max". WHY? They are not blueshirting anyone (yet), so why would the Gaytor leave 4-5 scholarships on the table? I know, I know, the easy-ish answer is "Portal", but the Gaytors like to include those kids in their Kruiting Klass Kalculator anyhow, plus EVERYONE is taking transfers now, so EVERYONE is taking "20-21 max" now (unless the rules change).
Then they start yapping about how they should be targeting the "sloppy seconds" from the (true) best teams in the country, and how that will slow down the committing. Never mind the fact that the Alabagas and Ohio Taints and Clempsons of the world can poach a Gaytor verbal any **** time they want to, up to and including 9 am on National Signing Day. Not to mention the fact that this new assessment of Gaytor Realisticity goes against their prior delusions about Gaytor Brand Nation and how they should sign Top 5 Kruiting Klasses just because of The Crocodile Logo.
So, yeah, my body is prepared to receive the glorious Gaytor Tears that will be shed over the next 6 months of Lazy Mullet Recruiting.
The new word of discerning intelligentsia of the “I graduated from the Harvard of schools in north central rural Florida” clan: realisticity
Freshman DT Desmond Watson showed up to the Gators at 432 lbs Jesus Christ
Oh, so he's slimming down! At this rate he'll be on the field every 26.88 snaps.Freshman DT Desmond Watson showed up to the Gators at 432 lbs Jesus Christ
Their lines on both sides are literally going to be a bunch of sumo wrestlers like they’re the CFB version of the replacements.These fuquin baleen whales better hope they never have to wear the white pants in a game.
One sideways fart and they’re famous forever.
Especially with a vertical brown stripe.I dunno. White can be slimming.
So thecawinstitles? @RVACane
@Dwinstitles check this tool out. This is the face of TheCAW - the gaytor they hate because he trolls them to death.He does it intentionally though. He’s more Cawmange.
@Dwinstitles check this tool out. This is the face of TheCAW - the gaytor they hate because he trolls them to death.
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Lol - he looks like a troll. Like if there was someone with a troll face and troll mannerisms, this would be him.