Gator Tears

ThomasG954

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I am sooooooo confused.

These Gaytor d!ckwads keep jumping back and forth between "our offense is soooo run-oriented" and "our advantage is that we have a great QB who is going to slice the Miami defense apart". So which is it? Will Taco Hot Dog beat us, or will the Tow Truck Driver Abuser beat us? I just want to know who is going to beat us before the game starts.

Then we have this other Gaytor dipsh!te talking about how UM's defense is somewhat thin, and that "the game will be in August". What does this mean? Does he think that the heat will be a factor? For a night game? Or that Miami will have the typical Gaytor "opening game suspension" flu? Does he think that Yom Kippur and Roshanah are in August and some of our players will be forced to miss the game on religious grounds?

And then what about this "low 3-star freshman OL"? Is he supposed to wilt because of his Rivals ranking? When does an OL (by the way, a position group that is notorious for being given inaccurate recruiting rankings) simply become the product of his own excellence? If a guy can play the position, if a guy can beat out older and/or more highly rated players, how is the Rivals ranking "all he needs to know about the matchups"? After all, there are a million porsters who try to show that they know something because they can tell you that JJ Watt was a 2-star recruit.

Or how about "our OL is suspect", but then they try to rip Miami for having a weak OL? And, just for the heck of it, let's try to analyze the impact that these offensive lines had on our respective running games last year:

UF's #1 running back in 2018 (Perine) - 826 yards rushing
UM's #1 running back in 2018 (Homer) - 985 yards rushing
UF's #2 running back in 2018 (Scarlett) - 776 yards rushing
UM's #2 running back in 2018 (Dallas) - 617 yards rushing
UF's #3/#4 running backs in 2018 (Pierce/Davis) - 485 yards rushing
UM's #3/#4 running backs in 2018 (Davis-Harris/Lingard) - 302 yards rushing
UF's top 4 running backs in 2018 - 2,087 yards rushing
UM's top 4 running backs in 2018 - 1,904 yards rushing

Nearly identical. Oh, but UF is sooooo much more of a "run-oriented" team and they have suuuuuch a better OL, right? What a joke.

Finally, don't even get me started on the Gaytor fans choosing to ignore the impact of all of our DEFENSIVE transfers. Oh, they are happy to anoint Tate as our starting QB (though that is far from a settled issue), while ignoring Nnoruka, Bolden, Phillips, and Hill. I'm not even saying that all 4 will play in the game, but we also don't know that Tate will play in the game either. Regardless, they are constructing their game projections based on Tate being our QB, while ignoring, literally, every other transfer that we got.

It is sooooo confusing trying to follow Gaytor Logicz.
Lmao I also wondered about the depth issue because it’s August. Wouldn’t that make it less of an issue since it’s week 0? Don’t they know injuries and fatigue occur late in the season?

Wait never mind, just realizing I assumed they know what the word fatigue means.
 

Torocane

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I am sooooooo confused.

These Gaytor d!ckwads keep jumping back and forth between "our offense is soooo run-oriented" and "our advantage is that we have a great QB who is going to slice the Miami defense apart". So which is it? Will Taco Hot Dog beat us, or will the Tow Truck Driver Abuser beat us? I just want to know who is going to beat us before the game starts.

Then we have this other Gaytor dipsh!te talking about how UM's defense is somewhat thin, and that "the game will be in August". What does this mean? Does he think that the heat will be a factor? For a night game? Or that Miami will have the typical Gaytor "opening game suspension" flu? Does he think that Yom Kippur and Roshanah are in August and some of our players will be forced to miss the game on religious grounds?

And then what about this "low 3-star freshman OL"? Is he supposed to wilt because of his Rivals ranking? When does an OL (by the way, a position group that is notorious for being given inaccurate recruiting rankings) simply become the product of his own excellence? If a guy can play the position, if a guy can beat out older and/or more highly rated players, how is the Rivals ranking "all he needs to know about the matchups"? After all, there are a million porsters who try to show that they know something because they can tell you that JJ Watt was a 2-star recruit.

Or how about "our OL is suspect", but then they try to rip Miami for having a weak OL? And, just for the heck of it, let's try to analyze the impact that these offensive lines had on our respective running games last year:

UF's #1 running back in 2018 (Perine) - 826 yards rushing
UM's #1 running back in 2018 (Homer) - 985 yards rushing
UF's #2 running back in 2018 (Scarlett) - 776 yards rushing
UM's #2 running back in 2018 (Dallas) - 617 yards rushing
UF's #3/#4 running backs in 2018 (Pierce/Davis) - 485 yards rushing
UM's #3/#4 running backs in 2018 (Davis-Harris/Lingard) - 302 yards rushing
UF's top 4 running backs in 2018 - 2,087 yards rushing
UM's top 4 running backs in 2018 - 1,904 yards rushing

Nearly identical. Oh, but UF is sooooo much more of a "run-oriented" team and they have suuuuuch a better OL, right? What a joke.

Finally, don't even get me started on the Gaytor fans choosing to ignore the impact of all of our DEFENSIVE transfers. Oh, they are happy to anoint Tate as our starting QB (though that is far from a settled issue), while ignoring Nnoruka, Bolden, Phillips, and Hill. I'm not even saying that all 4 will play in the game, but we also don't know that Tate will play in the game either. Regardless, they are constructing their game projections based on Tate being our QB, while ignoring, literally, every other transfer that we got.

It is sooooo confusing trying to follow Gaytor Logicz.
"It is sooooo confusing trying to follow Gaytor Logicz."

Can't be done my friend. It's a vortex of delusion inbreeding ignorance and jorts that just can't be followed.
 

KWConch

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All that needs to be realized is that no matter how good or bad we were or how good or bad they were these delusional fcks from the land of incest and jorts have beaten us ONCE in over THREE DECADES.....let THAT marinate for a while. ONCE in 32 years.

So let these lords of illiteracy ,these masters of mental masturbation, these participants of incest continue with their diatribe that is their delusion and think that August 24th will be anything but the usual Cane asswhipping that happens every few years when these cowards come out of hiding and play us.

Keep running your mouths you poor excuses for human life but on August 24,2019 you will once again find out that the U is your kryptonite. All the excuses that will follow will only serve as sweetener for my coffee every morning so much so that it will be cause for me to have to go buy a much bigger cup as the sheer volume of tears will dilute my coffee to the point that I would be afraid of contracting diabetes.
 

hoops156

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All that needs to be realized is that no matter how good or bad we were or how good or bad they were these delusional fcks from the land of incest and jorts have beaten us ONCE in over THREE DECADES.....let THAT marinate for a while. ONCE in 32 years.

So let these lords of illiteracy ,these masters of mental masturbation, these participants of incest continue with their diatribe that is their delusion and think that August 24th will be anything but the usual Cane asswhipping that happens every few years when these cowards come out of hiding and play us.

Keep running your mouths you poor excuses for human life but on August 24,2019 you will once again find out that the U is your kryptonite. All the excuses that will follow will only serve as sweetener for my coffee every morning so much so that it will be cause for me to have to go buy a much bigger cup as the sheer volume of tears will dilute my coffee to the point that I would be afraid of contracting diabetes.
i hope we beat the holy hell out of them. i want a 70-0 type beating
 

DTP

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Lmao I also wondered about the depth issue because it’s August. Wouldn’t that make it less of an issue since it’s week 0? Don’t they know injuries and fatigue occur late in the season?

Wait never mind, just realizing I assumed they know what the word fatigue means.
I think they're referring to fatigue from playing in the heat but they forgot WE PLAY IN FLORIDA YEAR ROUND TOO.
 

RVACane

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I think they're referring to fatigue from playing in the heat but they forgot WE PLAY IN FLORIDA YEAR ROUND TOO.
It’s typical narcissistic gaytor-speak. They only see their strengths and their world, how they fantasize it. They’ve got no self awareness and not much awareness of what they’re facing on 8/24. The more they dismiss us, the better.
 

NicKane

Recruit
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May 11, 2017
Messages
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God I hate them and want to destroy them! I can’t wait for the mid game posts on gaytorbait asking why can’t we stop there D ends and why can’t franks complete a pass and why can’t PeeRine run on ther linebackers. And then when we’re on offense the classic gaytor getting @$$ kicked comments of geez martell is a lot faster then I thought, that’s why we can’t stop there offense. And dang there tight ends are complete mismatch for our Randy 3 star special upper class men linebackers. And damn I guess loosing lingard to them was a huge loss because he’s running all over us. And then finally acceptance when they start to unload on mullet about how he is letting all the best players in north central Florida go to
Miami and Clemson. Lol priceless!
 
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