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Artist Formerly Known As said:
I’ve already seen a since deleted tweet by a player calling out unsupportive fans. We’ve seen that before with the “don’t be a fan later”

I think that epitomizes this program and where their priorities are at this point.
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The players are sissies because the HC is a sissy. They're social media butt suckers because the HC is a sissy. They go out there and ride UNC dyck for 60 minutes and then blame the fans for calling pussies pussies.
 
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The Franchise said:
Get Manure the fck out of my face. He's the feeble little bytch of a 70 year old dude. Mack Brown is like the old dude on the bus from a few years ago, and Manure is the smart mouth ****, who the old dude bludgeoned and left leaking like a busted faucet. I could have sworn I heard Manure lisping out, "Call the ambulamps!"

We got bent over and gimped like no supposedly credible program I've ever seen. We are talking 800 yards of offense against us. Randy Shannon is now off the hook for the GT debacle when he went in with the "tackle 'em high" strategy, and Romeo Davis was left grabbing at towels as they put 600 yards on us.

We completely no showed and lost any good will we had gained this season. Every drop of it is gone. It's one thing to get beat; it's another to no show with a NY6 bowl on the line. I'd say we quit, but you can't quit when you don't even bother starting. We let them humiliate us and never even tried to fight back. Those 2 backs are great, but you saw what a real program did to them a couple weeks ago. Notre Dame had no problem neutralizing them after taking a couple early punches in the 1st quarter because ND is coached and confident. Now, all you retards get in here and tell me again how we beat ND 3 years ago, and how Book is a bytch because he got pick 6'd.

The goofballs in here don't know football and just don't get it. I tried to tell you a few weeks ago that we were average, and I got hammered for it. Told you it was basically a mirage and that we had to rely on the luck of Pitt and NCSU losing their QBs to beat them. Then we scratched out wins against a couple more awful ACC teams, and everyone was creaming like dirty, filthy little PAWG thots.

Worst thing that happened to this program was King saving Manure's ***. No King this year, and we are a 3 win team, and Manure is GONE. Now, the dyck faces will bombard us with 8-2 until halftime of the Baga game when Sabag is giving Manure a Russian swirly. King will be gone, and Van *******'s head will hanging from his neck by a couple ligaments after going 2-14 for 3 yards and 5 INTs in the first half.

Now, we're going to have to hear the constant drone of "fire Blake Baker!" puked out by mongoloids as if Baker is the problem. Same **** we've seen here forever. Mongoloids looking for new assistant coaches all the time when the HC is the problem.

It's time for us to be regaled by those with Down syndrome with more Dabo parallels. Tell me, mongoloids, how Dabo wasn't Dabo until he got humiliated by WVU and hired Venables. But don't tell me about how Steele wasn't running Dabo's defense. Baker and all those other rubes are Manure's sons. They're running his ****.

You know what else? It doesn't matter a bit what your stupid *** scheme is when you come out there like we did today. Manure could have had Buddy Ryan running the D and Andy Reid running the O, and he would have got his ***** stomped out today because his team didn't show up. And that is ALL ON HIM. So, just get that little fvck all the way out of my face because he's a loser. You'll have to fire him eventually, so pay his $200K buyout now, and hit the restart button. It'll never happen, so just fvck this stupid program that these morons destroyed with an administration full of football idiots.

In closing, that was the biggest embarrassment this program has suffered. FIU was awful, but this was just pure emasculation. FIU flopped and flaunted the rules. UNC beat the fck out of us for 60 minutes and toyed with us. No man should ever let another man do him that way.
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Coker, Shannon, Golden, Richt, Manny. That's 5 head coaches in a row, and you can maybe triple that for the number of coordinators.

For nearly 20 years, you message board people have been blaming nothing but coaching and "skeemz."

I don't know how much you guys know about the law of averages, but it's very doubtful we just happened to get it wrong 5 times in a row.

So here's another take - maybe it's not a coaching problem, maybe it's a Miami problem. Maybe the university itself is a clown show, and maybe the kids who live in South Florida who get recruited by "the U" are overrated and mentally weak, and when they get kicked they tend to stay down.

I'm not saying we've had great coaches, but at some point, maybe it's time to realize that's not the whole problem.
 
Apex Predator said:
The pumpers & mopes are both retarded AF, and completely incapable of grasping the reality of the situation. This is a university that does not prioritize football, and views the pursuit of championships as a goal governed by the law of diminishing returns. As a result they are perfectly content running a clean program, and investing the bare minimum
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I've already posted at much tonight and that's the truth. I used to get furious. For nothing. It isn't gonna change soon. This is who we are. Be competitive and above the fray but not elite. And the University is satisfied with that. I wish it would change but this is it. Other posters alluded to this years ago and I refused to believe, finally making peace with it last season. It is what it is and it sucks.
 
I agree with everything @The Franchise..... this team is weak because they have weak people guiding them. This team shows NO progress because they have NO coaches teaching them. This team has NO leadership because there are NO leaders. This team is pus sified because they have puss ies showing them!

Reality is, it starts at the top and that's crooked teeth frenks and Ben Dover James and we know Manono defense is not going anywhere because we are 8-2.

We got dominated like never before and I bet Dabo called off the dogs early, old man Mac enjoyed ******* the sh it out of Manono Once again!
Good for him! I stopped watching early in the 2nd qtr... something I have never done. fvck em'
 
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Number1CanesFan said:
Diaz is such a fraud. He says he'll need to review the film to se what went wrong. Really? Every fan and announcer could see there was NO desire and NO scheme to stop UNC.

He further admits to not making adjustments during the game saying, "The run fits were not there, but the disappointing part and where I have to do a better job is we did not make the adjustments during the game with what they were doing to get it stopped."
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That's why nerds suck. Manure will have to get his doctor's smock and stethoscope out and diagnose these problems with some deep film study. In reality, the problem with this team will not show up on film. You won't film nerd your way out of this. We didn't show up. That's the diagnosis. And the disease is a ***** HC.
 
ChoadCane said:
How can you disagree with anything said? He speaks the truth. That's why he's the living legend.

That said, gotta have perspective. We are who we are, and we aren't a cutthroat, relentless have to win in football organization. We just aren't. We want to be competitive, but we don't NEED TO BE ELITE.

That is what we are. Point blank period. And this isn't me saying "Oh awesome let's be legit every other year or every 2 years and be happy". But ladies and gentlemen, that's what we are. And I don't think the University cares to change it.

So in summary, be happy with 8-2 because I just don't see is doing that much better unless we're lucky. We just don't prioritize football like that. We'll be competing and not elite under the leadership of the university.

Don't blame Manny. He's doing fine, better than fine tbh. This school doesn't care about football and being the top dog at it. Point blank period. This is who we are.
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I think you've got it right.

The University of Miami is a middling school overall - academically and athletically. It's basically Florida's version of Pepperdine - a place for rich kids from New Jersey who weren't smart enough to get in to a real college.

The whole attitude of the whole institution is lazy and lacking any real ambition to be good at anything.
 
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RightSaidFred said:
I think you've got it right.

The University of Miami is a middling school overall - academically and athletically. It's basically Florida's version of Pepperdine - a place for rich kids from New Jersey who weren't smart enough to get in to a real college.

The whole attitude of the whole institution is lazy and lacking any real ambition to be good at anything.
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So...Suntan U, then?

We back?
 
RightSaidFred said:
Coker, Shannon, Golden, Richt, Manny. That's 5 head coaches in a row, and you can maybe triple that for the number of coordinators.

For nearly 20 years, you message board people have been blaming nothing but coaching and "skeemz."

I don't know how much you guys know about the law of averages, but it's very doubtful we just happened to get it wrong 5 times in a row.

So here's another take - maybe it's not a coaching problem, maybe it's a Miami problem. Maybe the university itself is a clown show, and maybe the kids who live in South Florida who get recruited by "the U" are overrated and mentally weak, and when they get kicked they tend to stay down.

I'm not saying we've had great coaches, but at some point, maybe it's time to realize that's not the whole problem.
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How many of those 5 coaches have gone on to enjoy great success elsewhere, dumb fvck? The answer reveals the fans are right about those HCs.
 
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The Franchise said:
How many of those 5 coaches have gone on to enjoy great success elsewhere, dumb fvck? The answer reveals the fans are right about those HCs.
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Mark Richt won a lot of games at Georgia, right? If Mark Richt can't win here, that should tell you something. I used to think the same way as you, until I saw Richt fail here worse than he did at Georgia. Then I realized the truth - it's not that Richt declined, it's that Georgia is easier to win and recruit at.

I'm not saying we've had many great coaches. But what I'm definitely saying is that coaching is only one small part of the problem, and firing Manny alone isn't going to turn this program around.
 
Would it have been too much to ask for Miami to not lose in the most embarrassing way possible?

We just gotta lose so bad that it is embarrassing af. Like, can't face your friends in the face the next week type loss. The type of loss you get clowned on for the rest of the year and off-season. Can't we just not do that?
 
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Manny is The Cuban Al Golden, period.

2013 was Golden’s best yr; where ppl were crowning him. We went 9-4. The 9 teams we beat went 40-71 that season. The 4 teams we lost to went 44-10.

This yr we’re barely 8-2; the 8 teams we’ve beat is 36-42, and the two teams that’s completely annihilated us are 17-4.

This 8-2 is the lipstick on the pig, and the irrational homers ate it up. @The Franchise completely broke down our ugly wins. I was w/ the mantra of rocking til the wheels fall off, but I said that b/c the wheels were never securely on.

U can’t get pumped when u were an illegal formation, missed off side, and a back up QB away from losing to a **** poor Pitt team.

U can’t get pumped when you see a coach slip & slide to a late, late P.I flag to win a game against a below average UVA team

U can’t get pumped to see a NC St team march at will against u, and then their coach becoming too conservative in the waning moments to allow us to win.

U can’t get pumped to see you beat a VT team that got embarrassed by Liberty, but by means of one corch out corching our corch, we escape w a win.

We’ve been living on the edge all season, and finally played a team that’s well coached. Make no mistake, UNC is well coached. We just saw their two 3 star RBs shred our defense that have some bull chips on all 3 levels. Clemson out talented & out coached us. UNC str8 out coached us.

Also; forgot who said it, but I’m ready for Lashlee to stop calling plays & start creating match ups. Lashlee’s O has been extremely inconsistent, as well.

Every single one of these kids need to come back. And Honestly, I’m not looking forward to the bowl game, b/c we’ll play another competent team.

Lastly; if Miami don’t trash those vortex, black jerseys w/ the red orange colorway & PLASTIC trim!!!
 
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RightSaidFred said:
Mark Richt won a lot of games at Georgia, right? If Mark Richt can't win here, that should tell you something. I used to think the same way as you, until I saw Richt fail here worse than he did at Georgia. Then I realized the truth - it's not that Richt declined, it's that Georgia is easier to win and recruit at.

I'm not saying we've had many great coaches. But what I'm definitely saying is that coaching is only one small part of the problem, and firing Manny alone isn't going to turn this program around.
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Rick was trash. He got fired by UGA because he sucked and was on the dramatic downswing.
 
BoxingRobes said:
Would it have been too much to ask for Miami to not lose in the most embarrassing way possible?

We just gotta lose so bad that it is embarrassing af. Like, can't face your friends in the face the next week type loss. The type of loss you get clowned on for the rest of the year and off-season. Can't we just not do that?
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Every **** year man. Each time you think it can’t possibly get worse...and it does.
 
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