Dan Sileo #93

[Jfizz1021]

I can't believe our coaches are gonna have this guy talk to our players before the Notre Dame game.

And where are all the Sileo Slurpers at now who couldn't contain their excitement when they heard that the Big Cannoli was tasked with the responsibility to embolden our Canes before they storm thru the smoke vs Norte Dame?

 

[waynejr31]

View attachment 47327..GO CANES

Fixed it for you, Danimal.

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Chise is an absolute genius!!! Lmao

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

We got exactly the real guy.

Absolutely no filter and I'm pretty sure the way he posts is the way he talks and the way he is in real life.

Without a doubt, one of the best all-time threads on CIS.

 

[RVACane]

Can somebody pin this??


#Mods

I just heard Peter Ariz on the radio and The Brow is in Turks and Caicos. I think we're the mods right now. Power to the people!

 

[The Franchise]

I can't believe our coaches are gonna have this guy talk to our players before the Notre Dame game.

I'm hearing we'll be wearing highlighter yellow jerseys in Big Danimal's honor that day. This will be the first annual Highlighter Game.

 

[RVACane]

I can't believe our coaches are gonna have this guy talk to our players before the Notre Dame game.

I'm hearing we'll be wearing highlighter yellow jerseys in Big Danimal's honor that day. This will be the first annual Highlighter Game.

You know the reason he asked for his ring is so that he can wear it while he's talking down... Uh I mean... to them. I'm sure he'll highlight that too.

 

[RVACane]

We got exactly the real guy.

Absolutely no filter and I'm pretty sure the way he posts is the way he talks and the way he is in real life.

Without a doubt, one of the best all-time threads on CIS.

I listened to him many times when he was on QAM... You're spot on. It's exactly how he talks.

 

[Ispyin]

There is something to be said for a site that brings it so fierce and true that a guy who made his living first beating up people physically and then for decades beating them up daily verbally on sports talk radio got infantalized by the readers here to the point he ran away.

Strong.

now what the **** is wrong with him mentally that he couldn't just join the community and probably have been lionized with a normal human self awareness level is something I'll leave to the board shrinks.

Is that real?

lmfao what a toolbag

Yes it's real.

 

[turbojenkins]

 

[KevinCaneFace]

There is something to be said for a site that brings it so fierce and true that a guy who made his living first beating up people physically and then for decades beating them up daily verbally on sports talk radio got infantalized by the readers here to the point he ran away.

Strong.

now what the **** is wrong with him mentally that he couldn't just join the community and probably have been lionized with a normal human self awareness level is something I'll leave to the board shrinks.

Is that real?

lmfao what a toolbag

Erin is a savage! Calm and funny comebacks

 

[kryptonite]

There is something to be said for a site that brings it so fierce and true that a guy who made his living first beating up people physically and then for decades beating them up daily verbally on sports talk radio got infantalized by the readers here to the point he ran away.

Strong.

now what the **** is wrong with him mentally that he couldn't just join the community and probably have been lionized with a normal human self awareness level is something I'll leave to the board shrinks.

I'm so fcking proud of everybody.

 

[KevinCaneFace]

I think we're all gonna remember the thread a former Cane was run off the board. This whole thing was weird from the start. He was so obnoxious, I just figured it had to be the most dedicated troll ever. In a way it was.

 

[Jfizz1021]

I can't believe our coaches are gonna have this guy talk to our players before the Notre Dame game.

I'm hearing we'll be wearing highlighter yellow jerseys in Big Danimal's honor that day. This will be the first annual Highlighter Game.

Considering the source, I'm almost certain that the only "talking to the team" that Sileo will be doing is him screaming at them as they pass by during the Cane Walk as they enter Sun Life.

 

[kryptonite]

I can't believe our coaches are gonna have this guy talk to our players before the Notre Dame game.

I'm hearing we'll be wearing highlighter yellow jerseys in Big Danimal's honor that day. This will be the first annual Highlighter Game.

Considering the source, I'm almost certain that the only "talking to the team" that Sileo will be doing is him screaming at them as they pass by during the Cane Walk as they enter Sun Life.

He'll need a bullhorn, he will have earned a restraining order by then.

 

[The Franchise]

I can't believe our coaches are gonna have this guy talk to our players before the Notre Dame game.

I'm hearing we'll be wearing highlighter yellow jerseys in Big Danimal's honor that day. This will be the first annual Highlighter Game.

Considering the source, I'm almost certain that the only "talking to the team" that Sileo will be doing is him screaming at them as they pass by during the Cane Walk as they enter Sun Life.

His talk to the team will consist of handing them a 400 page binder full of his own clippings.

 

[BigDikCane]

It's obvious Dan stays on the bottle...

 

[Ispyin]

I can't believe our coaches are gonna have this guy talk to our players before the Notre Dame game.

I'm hearing we'll be wearing highlighter yellow jerseys in Big Danimal's honor that day. This will be the first annual Highlighter Game.

Considering the source, I'm almost certain that the only "talking to the team" that Sileo will be doing is him screaming at them as they pass by during the Cane Walk as they enter Sun Life.

His talk to the team will consist of handing them a 400 page binder full of his own clippings.

It would be 50 pages only if he didn't make multiple copies of each for the binder.

 

[Ispyin]

 

[KevinCaneFace]

Gator tears is still the best thread ever but this is up there

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

Dan Sileo # 93 CIS Records Held

Bench press: 505 lbs on an empty stomach.
All-time leader, posts in one thread: 459. In the only thread that matters.
Fewest posts in other threads: 0. None of those other threads talk Canes football.
All-time most posts per day: 37.28; all Dan Sileo, all Canes talk.
Most highlighters used: All. Yellow only. Old school. Local Office Max drops them off daily.
Most press clippings spammed: 400+. All with highlighting.
All-time greatest user of ellipsis: Every post. All the time. No other form of punctuation is strong enough for #93 .
All-time highest ignore rate: Unknown, but acknowledged by all. Canes talk is Dan Sileo. And if you can't handle Sileo talk, then you're on ignore, little men.