Dan Sileo #93

[Vanderhooooov]

Dan's "." key has to be pretty happy he decided to hang em up

 

[Pizzle]

Dan's "." key has to be pretty happy he decided to hang em up

It's bruised and battered, poor thing.

 

[stoopid311]

Been gone for a couple weeks. Did I miss anything?

 

[Core Values]

Dan Sileo thread is actually better without Dan Sileo. He actually thought the views of this thread was about him lol

 

[kryptonite]

Hey, Dan had a few corrections for your post, he asked me to pass them on:

Dan Sileo # 93 CIS Records Held

BENCH PRESS!!!!!: 505 lbs on an empty stomach....SUCK THAT FAKE CANES!!
All-STAR leader, posts in one thread: 459. In the ONLY...THREAD...THAT...MATTERS.
Fewest posts in other threads: 0. None of those other threads talk Canes football...BECAUSE HATERS...
All-time most posts per day: 37.28; all Dan Sileo, all Canes talk.
Most highlighters used: All. Yellow only. Old school. Local Office Max drops them off daily....ME AND JB USED LOTS OF YELLOW...
Most press clippings BESTOWED UPON YOU INGRATES: 400+. All with highlighting. THE BEST HIGHLIGHTING.
All-time greatest user of ellipsis...Every post...All the time...No other form of punctuation is strong enough for #93...............
All-time highest ignore rate: ALL YOU HATERZZZ, but acknowledged by all. Canes talk is Dan Sileo. And if you can't handle Sileo talk, then you're on ignore, little men.

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

Hey, Dan had a few corrections for your post, he asked me to pass them on:

Dan Sileo # 93 CIS Records Held

BENCH PRESS!!!!!: 505 lbs on an empty stomach....SUCK THAT FAKE CANES!!
All-STAR leader, posts in one thread: 459. In the ONLY...THREAD...THAT...MATTERS.
Fewest posts in other threads: 0. None of those other threads talk Canes football...BECAUSE HATERS...
All-time most posts per day: 37.28; all Dan Sileo, all Canes talk.
Most highlighters used: All. Yellow only. Old school. Local Office Max drops them off daily....ME AND JB USED LOTS OF YELLOW...
Most press clippings BESTOWED UPON YOU INGRATES: 400+. All with highlighting. THE BEST HIGHLIGHTING.
All-time greatest user of ellipsis...Every post...All the time...No other form of punctuation is strong enough for #93...............
All-time highest ignore rate: ALL YOU HATERZZZ, but acknowledged by all. Canes talk is Dan Sileo. And if you can't handle Sileo talk, then you're on ignore, little men.

Laughed so hard I woke up my wife.

 

[Geo305]

Wtf did I just read.

 

[Dixie Normous]

Dan Sileo # 93 CIS Records Held

Bench press: 505 lbs on an empty stomach.
All-time leader, posts in one thread: 459. In the only thread that matters.
Fewest posts in other threads: 0. None of those other threads talk Canes football.
All-time most posts per day: 37.28; all Dan Sileo, all Canes talk.
Most highlighters used: All. Yellow only. Old school. Local Office Max drops them off daily.
Most press clippings spammed: 400+. All with highlighting.
All-time greatest user of ellipsis: Every post. All the time. No other form of punctuation is strong enough for #93 .
All-time highest ignore rate: Unknown, but acknowledged by all. Canes talk is Dan Sileo. And if you can't handle Sileo talk, then you're on ignore, little men.

DEAD

 

[umhurricane2511]

 

[MovingZen]

Wait, he left because we don't talk about Canes football here? Just wow delusional. Bench- 535 CIS posts about himself - 459

 

[DaCanes386]

 

[rok]

whoever stickied this needs to be commended

 

[Zbrod95]

Whoever pinned this needs a medal

 

[deleted3746]

 

[Cane Dynasty]

Obligatory post pin post.

 

[CampHillCane]

After reading all of this, I actually feel bad for Jerome Brown's ghost.

 

[MovingZen]

So who's gonna call his radio show and troll him?

 

[The Franchise]

Been gone for a couple weeks. Did I miss anything?

Good to see Dan back on CIS under his original screen name.

 

[BigDikCane]

I'm waiting on Dan to tell me the story about the fight over a female...

 

[kryptonite]

Lol, stickied? Genius.