Current state of Miami football Haiku thread.

[LustNCanes]

I’m finding a nurse as we speak about the therapeutic ultrasound‘ed.

 

[Southbeach44]

Banners soon to fly.
Corch Richt loves the full back dive.
**** we really suck.

 

[Tee3000]

Richt is trash fa sho
Baby Richt is dumpster juice
We ain't winning ****

 

[LuCane]

It's not hard to see.
When we avoid the middle.
We will win little.

 

[BlastUla]

Although we are bad
We continue to improve
Why then are we sad?

 

[ddann]

QBs with bad arms
They're after me Lucky Charms
Who wants chicken parm?

 

[Silver King]

I Like Canes a lot
But the O-line’s not so hot
Quarterbacks suck pretty much

 

[CanesZ06]

Quarterbacks eat ***
Our coach calls the same four plays
Virginia raped us

 

[deleted7012]

This thread is the worst
Actually it's not that bad
Wish there were some *****

 

[pacusmc]

I see your haiku and raise you a negrodamus quatrain!!

In a fall night at uva
When Odenigbo decided to go astray
Uncle Rico was put in for Perry
Not holloween but that O was plenty scary

 

[Fawk_U Haters]

Over-reactions
sissies are gaped out *****
We gon win dis bih

 

[L A M P]

Oh sweet misery
How I surely missed thee
Don't call me Shirley

 

[L A M P]

How bad must it be
When you long for CoRch Golden
Be a cheeseburger

 

[423Hurricane]

I swear the best time I've had in a hospital was getting my balls ultrasound'ed. 2 super hot nurses with Ky jelly and a warm ultrasound.

Trust me. It's very therapeutic.

Don't bother to ask why I needed my balls ultrasound'ed

I actually had this done a month or so ago CD. Took all the focus and concentration I could muster to not pitch a tent in the towel the cute little blonde gave me cover my package.

 

[LustNCanes]

QBs with bad arms
They're after me Lucky Charms
Who wants chicken parm?

My God I’m dying!! LMFAO

 

[ssvir]

Rosier back at QB.
MOAR incompletions coming.
Oh no we suck again.

 

[Cane Dynasty]

Butch Davis is God
Mork Rich and Jon are a fraud
Bronco Mendenhall

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

Jimmy Johnson's hair
is tougher than some of you
fairweather fanboys.

 

[mdpcane]