Current state of Miami football Haiku thread.

[1CN]

Poopy Di Scoop
Our offence is offensive..
Like doo di doo do

 

[AutoCANE]

Miami versus
Virginia. A pillow fight!
Mork Richt offense sucks

 

[UMFarArcher]

Syllables my friend syllables.

Wow.

I was ALMOST a poet,
but didn't even know it.

Coulda made it rhyme,
if I'd had more time.

 

[LustNCanes]

Richt can do a split
On top of Jons tiny d!ck
The Cavs won that’s it!

@Cane Dynasty, I’m ready to release my first single.

 

[Empirical Cane]

Oh how we lament.

U football, cleveland steamer.

Years gone, what have learned?

 

[TerragonSix]

Fúck fùck fúck fùck fúck
Fùck fúck fùck fúck fùck fúck fùck
********************

I think, Sir, you boiled it down to the purest essence.

Well done.

 

[AutoCANE]

Thomas is open
But why would we throw to him?
Incomplete again.

 

[Dude]

Im not high enough for this thread. If I were, Id write a haiku about how I was, lol.

 

[RiDLer80]

Richt never won big
That's why Georgia booted him
Now he's our problem

 

[RiDLer80]

Thirty year old plays
Bltch, this ain't nineteen-ninety
Update that playbook

 

[mdpcane]

 

[deleted18380]

I wake up with hope
Watch Miami play football
Fifth of Blanton's gone

 

[njstateofmind]

I love you
You love me
We’re one great big family

 

[LustNCanes]

Thirty year old plays
Bltch, this ain't nineteen-ninety
Update that playbook

LMFAO, dude I’m dying here!!
And @AZHurricane !!

 

[AutoCANE]

Hey Canes, here’s a pick
Since it’s not like you will score
And our D needs reps

 

[hesskilla]

 

[Lokest]

Malik threw a duck
Corch Richt cashed a check
Jimmy Johnson wept

 

[Distructobot3000]

Playcalling makes me stew.
Sucks there's nothing we can do.
Talent turned to poo.

 

[Twhizman]

3 lines. 5 syllables in the first. 7 syllables in the second line. 5 syllables in the third line.

Mork Rich is stubborn.
Jon Rich is a ***aloon.
Five more years of this.

You've got stateofmind heated up now smoke alarms and fire sprinklers set to go off any second now.

 

[Twhizman]

Rosier chucks
Richt prays
It works