Current state of Miami football Haiku thread.

[Cane Dynasty]

3 lines. 5 syllables in the first. 7 syllables in the second line. 5 syllables in the third line.

Mork Rich is stubborn.
Jon Rich is a ***aloon.
Five more years of this.

 

[njstateofmind]

 

[Cane Dynasty]

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Cmon man. You're better than this. Spit some bars for us.

 

[Cane Dynasty]

@reg

 

[njstateofmind]

Cmon man. You're better than this. Spit some bars for us.

Oh my goodness, I thought you wrote “Haku” not “Haiku”.

Classic mix up!

 

[Cane Dynasty]

Manny doing well
OC nowhere to be found
Hydrate specialist

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

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He would make a great offensive consultant. He'd scare Passa into making great decisions. Haku/Meng is legit scary.

 

[who]

Can't win the big games
Can't even win the small games
We are ******* fvcked

 

[TemplarCane]

Richt pulls a Richt job
Posters melt down CanesInsight
Can The U win big?

 

[njstateofmind]

He would make a great offensive consultant. He'd scare Passa into making great decisions. Haku/Meng is legit scary.

I used to go hide in my closet when they’d appear on screen.

Two truly terrifying individuals.

 

[GhostRecon_Cane]

Georgia’s trash we took
These recruits want bags not books
Miami is dead.

 

[TemplarCane]

He would make a great offensive consultant. He'd scare Passa into making great decisions. Haku/Meng is legit scary.

Meng could play all OL positions by himself. At the same time. Diaz could play a 4-1-6 with Meng as the lone LB. The Canes would go unscored on all season. 15-0.

I think he retired in the Miami area.

The Rock (family friend) could ask him to give a speech to the staff.

 

[deleted3746]

Lmfao.

Sticky request. @Andrew, @DMoney

 

[Cane Dynasty]

Richt is a bum
Jon likes his father's c-u-m
I hate them both a ton

We need to work on our syllable counting my friend.

 

[k9cane]

3 lines. 5 syllables in the first. 7 syllables in the second line. 5 syllables in the third line.

Mork Rich is stubborn.
Jon Rich is a ***aloon.
Five more years of this.

****, you sure you dont have some Japanese blood in you?

 

[TerragonSix]

Bad; Bad Quarterback.
Oline can suck my sack, Jack!
Jon Richt, You Go Back!

 

[The Owl]

We need to work on our syllable counting my friend.

Sorry I was too lazy to do it with the same structure. I'll delete it so the theme stays consistent in the thread.

 

[Cane Dynasty]

Sorry I was too lazy to do it with the same structure. I'll delete it so the theme stays consistent in the thread.

Just write a simple prose with complete syllable count.

I love you just the same.

 

[Cane Dynasty]

5-7-5

Syllables are important in this exercise my friend.

 

[reg]

Dignity displaced!
To hide this f'ucking disgrace...
A bag for my face!