Current state of Miami football Haiku thread.

[ScubaCane]

We were once so feared

Fifteen years of being crap

Richt won't change that path

 

[theibisrules]

The OC is wack
They lost so now there's flack
Alas the DC is a mack

 

[njstateofmind]

The OC is wack
They lost so now there's flack
Alas the DC is a mack

This is quite catchy.

Well done, friend!

 

[Salt]

Butch Davis No God!
In coaching purgatory
I thread jack, ha ha

 

[ssvir]

Run, Run, Incomplete.
Punt. Bad coverage. Rinse. Repeat.
Oh no we suck again!

 

[Cane1835]

Richt is a moron
Rosier is ****kking horse ****t
And ****kkk Searels too

 

[423Hurricane]

The U is not back
Until the play calls aren't wack
The U will be back

 

[caneaddict]

round and round we go
why cant we hire the right coach
number 1 D **** *** O

 

[ddann]

Some of you guys are going full-on Japanese-Irish fusion trying to make Haikus into Limericks.

 

[1mg of Epi]

What the **** is this
How can we miss Coach Coley
Off to hang myself

 

[umiamifan1]

Mork Richt makes me mad
Junior is stealing paychecks
Our program is dead.

 

[LustNCanes]

What the **** is this
How can we miss Coach Coley
Off to hang myself

Aahhh you’re killing me!! LMFAO
Dude, I’m crying of laughter at my Dr’s appointment, the nurses are laughing, because they hear me laughing.

 

[Dwinstitles]

Since butch left its been depressing except the team he left for Coker was fun to watch.

 

[1mg of Epi]

Aahhh you’re killing me!! LMFAO
Dude, I’m crying of laughter at my Dr’s appointment, the nurses are laughing, because they hear me laughing.

Hah... wait!!! Nurses????

Need some pics Cap!

 

[Cane Dynasty]

Aahhh you’re killing me!! LMFAO
Dude, I’m crying of laughter at my Dr’s appointment, the nurses are laughing, because they hear me laughing.

Nurses? Where? I hope you're there for a prostate exam.

 

[LustNCanes]

there are some hotties in here, just saying... They all go in motion, they have my defense stymied and confused. i’m going into halftime to adjust. I wonder who is their offensive oordinator, we need to hire him LOL

 

[LustNCanes]

Nurses? Where? I hope you're there for a prostate exam.

No, I’m disappointed no prostate exam, torn labrum in my hip was repaired 3 months ago. Just a bunch of gorgeous Italian and Spanish nurses running around. Maybe I should ask for one?

 

[Cane Dynasty]

No, I’m disappointed no prostate exam, torn labrum in my hip was repaired 3 months ago. Just a bunch of gorgeous Italian and Spanish nurses running around. Maybe I should ask for one?

I swear the best time I've had in a hospital was getting my balls ultrasound'ed. 2 super hot nurses with Ky jelly and a warm ultrasound.

Trust me. It's very therapeutic.

Don't bother to ask why I needed my balls ultrasound'ed

 

[Cane Dynasty]

No, I’m disappointed no prostate exam, torn labrum in my hip was repaired 3 months ago. Just a bunch of gorgeous Italian and Spanish nurses running around. Maybe I should ask for one?

Warm lube with nurses
Circular motions and heat
Wish my Canes were this

 

[LustNCanes]

Sitting in the room
Wishing my prostate was poked
By whory nurses