Current state of Miami football Haiku thread.

[CaneFanWNY]

Plays worked for decades
Miami slowly decays
Big game mork spreads aids

 

[UMFarArcher]

Butch Davis can be there in an hour.

Ready to kick some ***, and spit some chew.

And he don't chew.

 

[Cane Dynasty]

Dignity displaced!
To hide this f'ucking disgrace...
A bag for my face!

I knew you would come through with flying colors!

 

[Cane Dynasty]

Butch Davis can be there in an hour.

Ready to kick some ***, and spit some chew.

And he don't chew.

Syllables my friend syllables.

 

[TerragonSix]

5-7-5

Syllables are important in this exercise my friend.

Fixed.

 

[Cane Dynasty]

Fixed.

I hate to be a stickler here but the Haiku is considered the pinnicale of written prose.

5 syllables last line not 4 my friend.

 

[SinCityCane]

Nepotism sucks
It's a family affair
That's costing us ships

 

[TerragonSix]

I hate to be a stickler here but the Haiku is considered the pinnicale of written prose.

5 syllables last line not 4 my friend.

Richt is two syllables, lol

Rick-tuh

But ok, ok, I'll change it for you, ya nerd.

 

[Cane Dynasty]

Richt is two syllables, lol

Rick-tuh

But ok, ok, I'll change it for you, ya nerd.

Fair enough my friend.

 

[SinCityCane]

We need an OC
Richt is in over his head
I'm tired of this shìt

 

[caneballza]

Manny is a savage
Jon Richt is lame baggage
Bring Back Butch ASAP

 

[Cane Dynasty]

Manny is a savage
Jon Richt is lame baggage
Bring Back Butch ASAP

Syllables goddammitt!!!!

 

[AZHurricane]

Fúck fùck fúck fùck fúck
Fùck fúck fùck fúck fùck fúck fùck
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[Cane Dynasty]

**** **** **** **** ****
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At least someone here gets it!!!!

Syllables!!!

 

[Empirical Cane]

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Strong and deep pop culture reference.

 

[TerragonSix]

Fullback Dive Right Now
4th Down And Out Of This Town
Good Game Charlie Brown

 

[AutoCANE]

Onside kick? Yes sir!
Whoops we blew it yet again
Pinstripe Bowl it is

 

[AutoCANE]

Mork Richt Nineties O
Rosier is not Charlie Ward
Ohio scored more

 

[ddann]

"Saban would win here!"
Doofuses talking banners
"Urban would win here!"


(Oh wait, was I supposed to do a haiku about the state of the program or the state of CIS?)

 

[JG31]

Our quarterbacks can’t pass
Our playoff dreams just really crashed
How long will this last