Klamalama
Board Ban Under CIS Martial Law Until 11/5/20
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- Jan 19, 2012
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Oh so all this time it really was the fans' fault that the team is under performing!
Silly us. Pack up the banners. Lock Will in the basement until after basketball season. It's the only way that this football team can win.
The Bizzaro World, of The Former U
Indeed, fans are the problem. What we're witnessing is the Final Solution: the complete elimination of fans.
Toward that goal, they work mightily. The 6-7 record was a DELIBERATE goal to ensure the scarcity of fans, for next season. The soliciting for season tickets and donations must be a clever ruse so as to not reveal the secret agenda.
Now that the cat is out of the bag, we must fully cooperate by staying away. As we disappear, the better the corches will perform to keep even more fans away. That is, lose even more games, to keep more fans away.
The Ultimate Goal of The Ultimate Solution is zero wins to achieve zero fans. Then, and only then, can this corching staff actually commence the effort to win games, while still carefully playing for crickets, ants, and field mice.
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