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Brother you can stay with me. I'm on floor 5 of Mahoney, room 504. Don't come in if there's a sock on the door.
 
FastChad said:
I don’t want to overplay my hand, but I also have multiple Applebees coupons that I’m willing to share. The hostess screwed up a reservation I made for Valentines Day so the manager hooked me up. I need to use them in the next month or they’ll expire.
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I heard the @TheOriginalCane has a spare bed. I’m sure if you get him an Applebees steak he’ll let you crash
 
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@FastChad ey man, gg on Saturday.... This you?

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@FastChad just a quick follow up.

- Did you wake up in a bathtub full of ice?
-- Do you still have all your vital organs?
- Does it burn when you make pee-pee?
- Are any orifi on your body sore (or moreso than usual)?
- Did you wake up with a ballgag and/or zipper mask?
- How many barn yard animals were involved?
- Did you get Andrew Gillum's autograph?
 
Empirical Cane said:
@FastChad just a quick follow up.

- Did you wake up in a bathtub full of ice?
-- Do you still have all your vital organs?
- Does it burn when you make pee-pee?
- Are any orifi on your body sore (or moreso than usual)?
- Did you wake up with a ballgag and/or zipper mask?
- How many barn yard animals were involved?
- Did you get Andrew Gillum's autograph?
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Fastchad says hello.


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Soidonthaveaname said:
@FastChad ey man, gg on Saturday.... This you?

www.canesinsight.com

Tears - Clemson Tears

HAHAHAHA Dabo refused to evolve because he had two generationally talented QBs and elite coordinators who covered up his ineptitude so he could go out and be aw shucks homely evangelical weirdo and now that the game has passed him by and the foundation is cracked he's panicking
www.canesinsight.com www.canesinsight.com
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Yep, that’s me. I still don’t understand why everyone made such a big deal about that post though. College football would be better if recruits and their parents read that truth statement before making a decision.
 
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SWFLSWAGG17 said:
@FastChad
I'm dying to know if you found somewhere to stay with our CIS brethren. Leave no details out!
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I just got back from Miami an hour ago. My phone died early Sunday morning after a misunderstanding with a wall so I’m just now seeing this. Will report back with the details after I get some sleep. It’s quite a story.
 
Empirical Cane said:
@FastChad just a quick follow up.

- Did you wake up in a bathtub full of ice? No, but I woke up sitting sideways in a recliner with an uncooked hotdog in my pocket at a strange house Sunday morning.
-- Do you still have all your vital organs? Everything is fortunately intact.
- Does it burn when you make pee-pee? I won’t know for sure if I’m in the clear for another couple days.
- Are any orifi on your body sore (or moreso than usual)? My neck/shoulder is knotted up like nobody’s business after not sleeping in a bed for two consecutive nights. I’m honestly sitting here debating if I should get a massage at a known rub and tug and ask for just the rub to work this out. It’s awful.
- Did you wake up with a ballgag and/or zipper mask? Negatory. The nice people that let me crash were not that type. Im pretty certain that none of their arrests were for violent crimes.
- How many barn yard animals were involved? The owner of the house that I woke up at on Sunday had three snakes. Do those count?
- Did you get Andrew Gillum's autograph? I don’t know who that is. I do think I saw Wee-Man from Jackass but I didn’t ask for his autograph. Does anyone know if he lives around there? I can honestly say that I saw more midgets (or whatever we are supposed to be calling them now, no offense) this weekend than the rest of my life combined.
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See answers above. Long story short, I drove down with a buddy that we call Mauldin and we were supposed to meet up with someone at a club. The place asked us for $80 just to enter and gave him a hard time about his jeans and Crocs. We said “**** that” and texted the guy to meet us at Waffle House. That never happened so we had to chalk up cash and stay at a place called Miami Gardens Inn and Suites. It was pretty nice and we each had a bed.

We slept in, microwaved the corn dogs before they went bad and headed to stadium around 4 o’clock. Y’all’s tailgate scene was not bad. My bag of popcorn was a big hit. I fortunately don’t have a clear recollection of the last hour of the game, but do remember throwing my phone against the wall in the bathroom at the casino after losing the rest of my cash in only two hands of blackjack. Got separated from my friend and it took until Sunday afternoon to find each other. We decided to stay another night and partied big, ironically around a bunch of little people. I did hook up which was nice. I wasn’t entirely sure if it was really a chick because of all the weird stuff we saw at the party. I can’t tell you how relieved I was when I realized my gamble paid off.

All in all, I would rate the trip an 8 out of 10. That will change to a 9 if I don’t end up having to go to the clinic later this week. If any of y’all need a place to stay next time y’all play in Clemson, feel free to hit me up.
 

Did OP ever find a place to crash? If not, here's perfect place for him to crash, preferably at high speed.



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