Official 2023 Official CIS End of Year Award: BIGGEST SLURPER

[Ryanmilli]

I'm not big on tattle telling but a quick search of anyone that said bowl games were meaningless or losses didn't matter after the Rutgers game would be a good starting point.


Edit: Whoops

Watching bowl games now is like watching NFL replacement players. Just a bunch of random dudes nobody has ever heard of wearing NCAA uniforms. (Also, googling this confirms I’m getting old - last happened in 1987 when I was a little kid).

 

[cway313]

Watching bowl games now is like watching NFL replacement players. Just a bunch of random dudes nobody has ever heard of wearing NCAA uniforms. (Also, googling this confirms I’m getting old - last happened in 1987 when I was a little kid).

I'm not arguing that the quality of bowl games hasn't diminished. The whole idea that we will field a completely different team in September is crazy. We had by my count 16 starters on the field. Is that is not enough to beat a 6-6 Rutgers team? The cupboards still bare 2 years in?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

For the record, I didn’t even vote for you in this one. You’re killing the field. I’m feeling like there’s gonna be a run of awards for you this season.

 

[JD08]

For the record, I didn’t even vote for you in this one. You’re killing the field. I’m feeling like there’s gonna be a run of awards for you this season.

Oh, I did. Just to see the photoshopped gif.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

The beauty of the award is all the candidates have been ok with almost wins, so they’ll enjoy their participation trophies….

Clearly, you don't know me.

And weren't around me after the GaTech game.

 

[PIPO]

Reporting people to @JamesQuall or @Confidence1000 is considered snitch-exempt acts.

Breathe easy.

We will find out soon enough

 

[JD08]

Clearly, you don't know me.

And weren't around me after the GaTech game.

Slurpers were functionally extinct after the GT game.

 

[cway313]

The beauty of the award is all the candidates have been ok with almost wins, so they’ll enjoy their participation trophies….

 

[crossover22[]_[]]

FYI:

@bobbydigius @E1k @cway313 and everyone else:

If you think we missed a few candidates that should have been nominated, we want/need that feedback. There are a lot of posters and threads. We arent alwways in tune with each members talents. A number of names are discussed in the Committee for each of these polls that arent seen. There can only be 10 choices in a poll so some cuts always need to happen.

So absolutely please help us by DMing me who you think we should keep an eye on for next year (that goes for other polls too). Please no **** pics. @crossover22[]_[] that Christmas Card was not the Holiday greeting you thought it was meant to be.

Dude you told me you loved my Christmas card!!!


Nothing but a Santa hat and mistletoe over my hog!

 

[crossover22[]_[]]

The beauty of the award is all the candidates have been ok with almost wins, so they’ll enjoy their participation trophies….

These boys count losses as wins.


Same mother****ers that get a hug from a chick and claim thats the same as *******.

 

[Angry Ibis]

Clearly, you don't know me.

And weren't around me after the GaTech game.

On one hand, I am glad you are leading because of your loyalty to the school…

On the other, I think there should be a separate category for those that are MariBros vs MiamiBros…

 

[crossover22[]_[]]

On one hand, I am glad you are leading because of your loyalty to the school…

On the other, I think there should be a separate category for those that are MariBros vs MiamiBros…

He thinks mario is better than lane as a coach.

Let that sink in.

 

[JHallCanes]

Not gonna tell the committee how to do their jobs but lemme just search for people that claim the GT game was a win when they talk about progress

 

[JD08]

On one hand, I am glad you are leading because of your loyalty to the school…

On the other, I think there should be a separate category for those that are MariBros vs MiamiBros…

I can see that, but it's a difference without distinction for 90% of the board. Not to mention the hassle for the fine people on the awards committee.

 

[WaterburyCane]

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Things are looking very good for you my friend by the early poll results. But there are 6 days left in voting. A little early for a victory lap. Let's see some proper clock management. Don't Mario this one.

 

[PIPO]

Things are looking very good for you my friend by the early poll results. But there are 6 days left in voting. A little early for a victory lap. Let's see some proper clock management. Don't Mario this one.

@TheOriginalCane is taking the end of the first quarter knee.

 

[crossover22[]_[]]

Things are looking very good for you my friend by the early poll results. But there are 6 days left in voting. A little early for a victory lap. Let's see some proper clock management. Don't Mario this one.

Dude don't know how to take a knee.

 

[crossover22[]_[]]

@TheOriginalCane is taking the end of the first quarter knee.

Better than not taking one! Progress!

 

[Angry Ibis]

I can see that, but it's a difference without distinction for 90% of the board. Not to mention the hassle for the fine people on the awards committee.

I mean if this was a High School Yearbook the "Most Likely to Think Mario is a Good Coach and Rumph is a Good Recruiter" would have a runaway winner...

 

[cway313]

He thinks mario is better than lane as a coach.

Let that sink in.

The thinks part or the Lane part? Both are shocking tbh.