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  1. Handsome Squidbum

    Canes Vs FSU

    Should have been closed circuit TV and in black and white since it looked like crime footage on the First 48.
  2. Handsome Squidbum

    Canes Vs FSU

    Ruiz going to need to put a lot of extra syrup on Pancake Honcho's flapjacks.
  3. Handsome Squidbum

    Canes Vs FSU

    This penalty is going to cost us the game!
  4. Handsome Squidbum

    Canes Vs FSU

    *ring ring * "Hello? Is Coach Gattis there? This is the ghost of Mr. Broyles calling, I would like my award back."
  5. Handsome Squidbum

    Canes Vs FSU

    I might feel better if in the post game Mario says, "I now realize that everything I thought I knew about football is wrong, but I'm going to hire the first co-HC in cfb history to help me figure this out."
  6. Handsome Squidbum

    Canes Vs FSU

    Well, there was "wide right", and "wide left", now this game can do down in UM history as "wide ****."
  7. Handsome Squidbum

    Canes Vs FSU

    One 4th and 13 away from finishing last season on a 7 game win streak and finishing 8-4. Same basic roster yet probably aren't going to make a bowl game and getting blown out at home by fsu. This isnt just the players
  8. Handsome Squidbum

    Canes Vs FSU

    NIL for UM fans. I like the idea
  9. Handsome Squidbum

    Canes Vs FSU

    Said it another thread, but bears repeating. The Ducks have scored 40+ pts against P5 teams 6 times in 8 games, which is as much as Cristobal did in his entire tenure.
  10. Handsome Squidbum

    Canes Vs FSU

    Just had a windstorm last night with 65 mph gusts and had at least $1000 worth of roof damage, likely a lot more. Probably should have just checked in after the game. Wasting the last couple of hours has made this day even ****tier.
  11. Handsome Squidbum

    Canes Vs FSU

    Just needed 1 yard to at least have some tiny shred of respect, but somehow turns into 7 for FSU. Mario should refund every fan who paid to attend out of his own bloated salary.
  12. Handsome Squidbum

    Canes Vs FSU

    I blame you for this lol
  13. Handsome Squidbum

    Canes Vs FSU

    Trying to put on the jinx? Dammit man
  14. Handsome Squidbum

    Canes Vs FSU

    Should never have gotten rid of the turnover chain. Was worth at least two wins!
  15. Handsome Squidbum

    Canes Vs FSU

    Ponce as QB coach? Uhh....
  16. Handsome Squidbum

    Canes Vs FSU

    And UNC had a lot to play for too. OK, UM took a beating. It happens. Was only the 2nd loss of the season. Did the players give up on the season after that ? Nope - in the bowl game, our backup QB led a comeback against OK St. and we nearly won. Kinda ridiculous to say he should have been...
  17. Handsome Squidbum

    Canes Vs FSU

    And to those who say there isn't enough talent, even if that is true, Lane Kiffin replaced more than 15 players through the portal in the off season. As far as I know, Mario wasn't barred from using the portal. Either he looked at this roster and said, "Nah, it'll be fine" or transfers didn't...
  18. Handsome Squidbum

    Canes Vs FSU

    Fairly certain if UM had hired Kiffin, we'd have no more than two losses on the record right now. Some coaches can get more out of the talent, some coaches are Mario Cristobal.
  19. Handsome Squidbum

    Canes Vs FSU

    A few months ago when Lashlee was the OC.
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    Canes Vs FSU

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