Ron Dugans is staying
Miami WR coach Ron Dugans has informed players that he will stay on staff after mulling an offer from FSU.
FSU Deludinoid response will be:
1) Lash out at Donk
2) Blame Mrs. Donk
3) Say Tagfart never offered him the job
4) Say the bum that takes the job is who they really wanted all along
5) Resume lashing out at Donk and Mrs. Donk because he somehow turned down a job they're saying was never really offered and that they didn't want him for.
Ahhhh, to be a Nole. You try so hard to be SEC level of cultists but you're also somehow too dumb to ever fully pull it off.