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Peter Ariz

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Miami WR coach Ron Dugans has informed players that he will stay on staff after mulling an offer from FSU.
 
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FSU Deludinoid response will be:

1) Lash out at Donk
2) Blame Mrs. Donk
3) Say Tagfart never offered him the job
4) Say the bum that takes the job is who they really wanted all along
5) Resume lashing out at Donk and Mrs. Donk because he somehow turned down a job they're saying was never really offered and that they didn't want him for.

Ahhhh, to be a Nole. You try so hard to be SEC level of cultists but you're also somehow too dumb to ever fully pull it off.
 
Good news, Dugans has proven himself to be an excellent recruiter and competent coach.
 
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Tad Footeball said:
FSU Deludinoid response will be:

1) Lash out at Donk
2) Blame Mrs. Donk
3) Say Tagfart never offered him the job
4) Say the bum that takes the job is who they really wanted all along
5) Resume lashing out at Donk and Mrs. Donk because he somehow turned down a job they're saying was never really offered and that they didn't want him for.

Ahhhh, to be a Nole. You try so hard to be SEC level of cultists but you're also somehow too dumb to ever fully pull it off.
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Seems pretty accurate, but you could also replace Dugans with <insert coach/player of your choice here> and FSU with <insert team of your choice here> and it would apply most of the time.
 
I have never been more happy to be wrong. Makes me want to get a lazy eye.

Love me some Dugans!
 
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Glad he is staying, in the past we would not have countered FSU's offer.proves administration is committed to
football program......
 
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