2016 QB Allison All in on Miami

2016 QB Allison All in on Miami

Tito Benach

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U CANT PICK YOUR OWN NICKNAME

POOPS DIDNT PICK POOPS DA GOD FOR HIS NICKNAME
 
Do we know if this kid plans on being an Early Entry yet?
 
Call him what you want as long as you call him Committed! But inevitably there will be some who says, "Hope he stick". I just wish all those offensive players will start friending some DT's and getting a couple signed up.
 
He would've chosen Cactus Jack had you explained it lol
 
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Quarterback U's Throwback Jack Attack

Not really a roll off the tongue nickname but I can definitely see it being a headline
 
With the increasing algae bloom it's getting harder and harder to get anything worthwhile out of reading this forum. :ohlord:
 
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Where do I get my cookie for first suggesting "Jack Attack"? I'll give the guy that mentioned coupling it with "Shaq Attack" for Quarterman a bite.....and because I mentioned it in conjunction with saying I hope Allison puts on a few lbs. Gotta love this kid though. See him and Patchan as Duke type "Miami born and bred" guys on the upcoming teams.
 
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Jack cane like that movie with Joe cane the football player. Forgot the movie.
 
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Jack The Ripper’ isn’ t a friendly name (laughs)

We not back.
 
Urban dictionary definition of a cactus jack...
The real form of this phrase is similar to a *********ory experience known as "The Stranger" (in which you sit on your hand until it is numb and ********** so that it feels like someone else is doing it)

The only variance is that when doing a "Cactus Jack" you wait for partial numbness to restore until you feel the "Pins and needles" in your hand. You then ********** and it feels like you're jacking off a real cactus.

Other Notes: It does not matter much if you reach climax during this as real cacti retain liquid and cannot ******.

Should you jack off a real cactus please seek immediate medical help.
John was giving himself a stranger in the closet when suddenly it turned into a god awful Cactus Jack situation when the feeling in his hand came back. Next time John will sit on both of his hands before an attempt.
 
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