You miserable f*cks

Those who make the decisions aren’t enamored by a single other coach outside of Mario. That’s the issue
Once again, right now who’s the better option than Cristobal outside of maybe Kiffen…Stoops? No thank you. Fickell isn’t coming here, Aranda is sticking with Baylor. This university is not hiring Freeze so you can forget that. USC had their guy and they got him. LSU got their guy. UF got their guy, Yall act like Miami is the only team that didn’t do a thorough nationwide search.
 
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Once again, right now who’s the better option than Cristobal outside of maybe Kiffen…Stoops? No thank you. Fickell isn’t coming here, Aranda is sticking with Baylor. This university is not hiring Freeze so you can forget that. USC always had their guy and they got him. LSU got their guy. UF got their guy, Yall act like Miami is the only team that didn’t do a thorough nationwide search.
The Utah HC for starters..
 
Are never happy. We might hire a coach that has back to back pac 12 titles, a rose bowl win and is an elite recruiter and you’re *****ing. Who we gonna get? Saban, dabo, Riley??? No! We can’t even make a conf title game or beat FIU but ya **** on Mario for losing to Utah with a boat load of injuries and a QB that can’t throw over 5 yards. So who’s the answer????

shut your fcking ***** made *** up.. won pac 12 titles? is that like winning community college titles? Dude just lost 85-0 to the same team back to back
 
Looked like a Manny vs Saban game to me. Who knows maybe firing Manny is worth resetting our dream season to now being winning the coastal. I hope he told the team before the game he is coming to Miami because those kids played with zero heart. Will be interesting to see if this rumored monster extension is still on the table after tonight.
 
Once again, right now who’s the better option than Cristobal outside of maybe Kiffen…Stoops? No thank you. Fickell isn’t coming here, Aranda is sticking with Baylor. This university is not hiring Freeze so you can forget that. USC always had their guy and they got him. LSU got their guy. UF got their guy, Yall act like Miami is the only team that didn’t do a thorough nationwide search.

Kiffin is the only one convincingly better. Not acting like Miami needs to do a nationwide search... I mean kiffin basically made it known he wanted the job, right?
 
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Doesn't matter. This isn't about the past, it's about the future. Oregon has a Top 2 roster in their conference, Ole Miss doesn't. Give Lane the second best roster in the ACC, and we will see what he can do.
What would he do, and how do you know?
 
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I don’t think the Lane train crew (and if you go back through my posting history, I’m team Lane) understands he’s not a really viable option here.

It has nothing to do with On the field success - it’s the off the field stuff. He’s banging co-eds, he f^cked Saban’s daughter, he tells his staff to go buy him drugs, cribby basically alluded to all of this - that he’s a shady person and could bring more harm than good.

Do I want to win? **** yeah, and I think Lane is a better coach. But if the baggage is too much, and Rad sees that, then it’s just not happening.
 
shut your fcking ***** made *** up.. won pac 12 titles? is that like winning community college titles? Dude just lost 85-0 to the same team back to back
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Are never happy. We might hire a coach that has back to back pac 12 titles, a rose bowl win and is an elite recruiter and you’re *****ing. Who we gonna get? Saban, dabo, Riley??? No! We can’t even make a conf title game or beat FIU but ya **** on Mario for losing to Utah with a boat load of injuries and a QB that can’t throw over 5 yards. So who’s the answer????
I am just tired of losing and Mario just got his *** kicked in not once but twice in a conference worse than the ACC. We are in deep trouble. Rinse and Repeat, Miami style.
 
I am all in on Cristobal. Holy ****. If we can get this dude I think we are back in a couple years.

We are talking about a top 5 recruiter in the country, back on his home turf, at his alma mater, 'crootin. Give me that all day, he can hire great coordinators and we will kill it.
 
Those who make the decisions aren’t enamored by a single other coach outside of Mario. That’s the issue
Fine - give back Rad and keep Blake and find the money to get Lane. Go for it!
 
I don’t think the Lane train crew (and if you go back through my posting history, I’m team Lane) understands he’s not a really viable option here.

It has nothing to do with On the field success - it’s the off the field stuff. He’s banging co-eds, he f^cked Saban’s daughter, he tells his staff to go buy him drugs, cribby basically alluded to all of this - that he’s a shady person and could bring more harm than good.

Do I want to win? **** yeah, and I think Lane is a better coach. But if the baggage is too much, and Rad sees that, then it’s just not happening.
If I had a chance to bang cooeds, I'd do it too. Sabans daughter, if ugly like the parents, is a hard pass. I use some illegal narcotics once in a while, to some I am a shady person. Soooooo Whatttttt!!!! I just want a winner and Maria is just part of the Miami Mafia-- a Loser. No more Rinse and Repeat.
 
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I am just tired of losing and Mario just got his *** kicked in not once but twice in a conference worse than the ACC. We are in deep trouble. Rinse and Repeat, Miami style.
Did Mario just lose twice to Utah as hurricanes coach? No!

So judge him on how he does here and only here. That’s all I ask of the anti Mario people.

If he sucks here I’ll be the first posting my own Mario Slurper poRst and tell ya’ll to have it me as we suffer in misery together as a sh*t program.

Until then, give him his chance.
 
If I had a chance to bang cooeds, I'd do it too. Sabans daughter, if ugly like the parents, is a hard pass. I use some illegal narcotics once in a while, to some I am a shady person. Soooooo Whatttttt!!!! I just want a winner and Maria is just part of the Miami Mafia-- a Loser. No more Rinse and Repeat.
Sounds like Nevin would love you as his right hand man.
 
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