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Tad Footeball

Tad Footeball

1996 Interim Big East Conference Commissioner
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Where's the snark at on this? Not Hernandez level but I'd expect a little comedic relief around here to match what's going on elsewhere on the Internet with this.

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He was telling the truth. Manti Teo's girlfriend saw the whole robbery.
 
Watch interviews on this guy. Dumb as rocks. If this kid wasn't blessed as a swimmer he would be selling t-shirts at Abercrombie and Fitch.
 
I just want to get some footage of how he "vandalized" the bathroom. I'm willing to bet it was just urination, but not at all putting it past him that he could have smeared "LOCHTE WUZ HERE" in ***** on the bathroom mirror.
 
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Tad Footeball said:
Where's the snark at on this? Not Hernandez level but I'd expect a little comedic relief around here to match what's going on elsewhere on the Internet with this.

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"After watching video and hearing testimony from witnesses, the Brazilian police said they determined the incident involved damage to a bathroom at a gas station where the swimmers stopped in the early hours Sunday on the way back to the athletes’ village from a party.

The police said the taxi carrying the swimmers stopped at a Shell gas station about 6 a.m., shortly after the men exited a party at Club France, an Olympic hospitality house established here in the upscale Lagoa district."
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Brazilians are used to seeing some vile shid and they live that grimey life with the best ofem....

But after this qaytor and his boyfriend went into that poor gas station bathroom and caulked each others rectums closed breaking every mirror and every door stall in a lustful qaytor frenzy, even the hardened people of brazil had to call the authorities.......

Found a pic of Lochte's boyfriend... arrested for BDSM on a qaytor.... go figure.....

Leave it up to a qaytor to embarrass the nation

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ben said:
I just want to get some footage of how he "vandalized" the bathroom. I'm willing to bet it was just urination, but not at all putting it past him that he could have smeared "LOCHTE WUZ HERE" in ***** on the bathroom mirror.
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That's not the point of the story. This guy lied about an armed robbery in a place that had camera surveillance; left the country ASAP and now he's being indicted in Brazil.
 
BeachCanes said:
ben said:
I just want to get some footage of how he "vandalized" the bathroom. I'm willing to bet it was just urination, but not at all putting it past him that he could have smeared "LOCHTE WUZ HERE" in ***** on the bathroom mirror.
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That's not the point of the story. This guy lied about an armed robbery in a place that had camera surveillance; left the country ASAP and now he's being indicted in Brazil.
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huh?
 
Cognizantphotos said:
He's half Cuban so I must root for him a little.
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I pointed that fact out to my wife when an "Identity Politics First" Hispanic commentator was raking the '**** over the coals...Guess the point of him telling his Mom, Ileana, about the "robbery" was missed by this intrepid exposer of "white privilege."
 
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Jesus, this went off the rails quick. Unreal. Kudos to jruiz. The guys talking about bigots take a deep breath and relax. Or go check out the Mullins is in thread. Right up your alley, literally.

Go Canes!
 
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