Your only lovers are madam thumb and her 4 daughters....Me love u long time?
Nothing like a good confession to cleanse one's soul. Say a Our Father, three Hail Mary's, and one Glory Be, and take a big shot of Jamisons. Et ego te absolvo.
(Disclaimer: since I am neither a Priest nor a mod of this site, this absolution is less than useless so keep taking shots of of the Jamisons until you forget the entire unfortunate event.)
I recently got an Asian girlfriend. My bad guys.
Sorry but I ain't giving her up so yall should just get Rosetta Stone or Duolingo or something.
Rich Russians
They're called oligarchs.