Why does this site keep translating into Chinese?

[FreePawn]

 

[Hemsleysalmons]

...Me love u long time?

Your only lovers are madam thumb and her 4 daughters.

 

[RobCanes1905]

Nothing like a good confession to cleanse one's soul. Say a Our Father, three Hail Mary's, and one Glory Be, and take a big shot of Jamisons. Et ego te absolvo.

(Disclaimer: since I am neither a Priest nor a mod of this site, this absolution is less than useless so keep taking shots of of the Jamisons until you forget the entire unfortunate event.)

 

[deleted7012]

We back

 

[Cane Dynasty]

I recently got an Asian girlfriend. My bad guys.

Sorry but I ain't giving her up so yall should just get Rosetta Stone or Duolingo or something.

 

[Unsider]

Why you complaining? It’s an added bonus: “Learn an oriental language for free, when you sign up for CIS.”

 

[TerragonSix]

Turn oher chang! Turn oher chang!

 

[TheMatador]

Seriously, the Canes have a big following in Asia, so whether it's Chinese, or Korean, there is a thirst for Hurricane information.

Seriously.

 

[MainLineCane]

Still say requiring all 1st time posters pass a wonderlic test ..... plus adding a breathalyzer to ALL posters keyboards will reduce these types of posts

 

[gruntking]

它的 大 成为 一个 迈阿密


飓风

Bottle of single malt to the translator.

 

[Cane Dynasty]

Speaking of Asia....Does anyone know if @Kirijax is still alive?

 

[TheMatador]

I recently got an Asian girlfriend. My bad guys.

Sorry but I ain't giving her up so yall should just get Rosetta Stone or Duolingo or something.

Yeah, but I prefer cunnilingo.

 

[TheMatador]

Rich Russians

They're called oligarchs.

 

[simplycanes]

They're called oligarchs.

I don't concern myself with what they do in private