Who was the cat in the white Suburban...

[CaneDog66]

i Bet Kenneth is a full on masseuse

 

[nystateofmind]

i Bet Kenneth is a full on masseuse

Kenneth has magical hands.

He can turn a normal man into Mitch Gaylord.

 

[mdpcane]

Kenneth has magical hands.

He can turn a normal man into Mitch Gaylord.

 

[linesniper]

Friend, Kenneth was nowhere near ******.

He spent the weekend at my new apartment helping me move furniture around.

FIFY

 

[nystateofmind]

FIFY

The original post was correct, friend.

Additionally, there is no need for such vulgarity on this forum.

 

[cubin10]

Hi Casey Kasem, can you play a Michael Bolton song for......

Is he still around, I met that dude in 2000.

 

[rekofred]

What do you mean by “companion”?

Kenneth is my best friend in the whole wide world but we are both 100% heterosexual.

If my wife/girlfriend /fiance found out my best friend gives me full body massage every Saturday at half-time, I highly doubt she would rate me at 100% heterosexual. Having said that, to each their own and more power to you. Enjoy your boys greasy hands as long as you're a cane all good in my book.

 

[1mg of Epi]

I don’t allow Kenneth to read this forum.

About a month ago, he saw a comment on here that traumatized him a great deal.

He wouldn’t leave his house for a week.

You should set up a “Kenneth” account here soon, before someone else beats u to it.

 

[1mg of Epi]

Is he still around, I met that dude in 2000.

He dead

 

[nystateofmind]

You should set up a “Kenneth” account here soon, before someone else beats u to it.

Why would someone make an imposter “Kenneth” account?

 

[Tad Footeball]

The OP left the part out about how he was asked to leave the Holiday Inn- Christiansburg after repeatedly singing this at the top of his lungs (on the advice of Kenneth) at 2am outside of the general vicinity of where he thinks his mystery man was staying. It was both beautiful and scary for everyone that witnessed it:

 

[Canemang]

@troyskiles That was me bro, it was nice to meet you

 

[1mg of Epi]

Why would someone make an imposter “Kenneth” account?

The possibilities, ny... just think of the possibilities.

 

[JG13]

The OP left the part out about how he was asked to leave the Holiday Inn- Christiansburg after repeatedly singing this at the top of his lungs (on the advice of Kenneth) at 2am outside of the general vicinity of where he thinks his mystery man was staying. It was both beautiful and scary for everyone that witnessed it:

Funny story, I ate a chick out to that song on Tybee Island, GA after graduating highschool back in 96.

 

[LustNCanes]

The possibilities, ny... just think of the possibilities.

Forget it... I can see it NOW, someone will RUIN poor Kenneth beautiful name. Friend.

 

[Cribby]

What do you mean by “companion”?

Kenneth is my best friend in the whole wide world but we are both 100% heterosexual.

Is his last name kaniff by chance friend ?

 

[nystateofmind]

Is his last name kaniff by chance friend ?

No, friend.

His last name is not “Kaniff”.

But for some reason that sounds very familiar.

 

[mdpcane]

Kenneth is not a fan of Coach Richt.

His incompetence has made Kenneth cry on several occasions.

 

[CaneFanWNY]

The way some of these threads turn is what keeps me sane *

Thank you, friends

 

[gatorsSUCK!]

I was at a Days Inn breakfast bar one time and I said, "Hi" to a girl and she threw a sausage link in my face.

Did you return favor and put sausage in her face?