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Who is the worst Miami coach of all time?

Who is the worst ever Miami coach?

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bshaw28 said:
This is recency effect. Manny's back to back losses vs FIU & Duke don't compare to these 2 back to back gems in Shannon's first year in 2007:

NS St - 19-16 Loss. We completed 1 pass the entire game. One. If you think Enos is bad - go back and watch this game.
UVA - 48-0 Loss. Last game in the Orange Bowl was a complete embarrassment.

The silver lining was Shannon was bringing in the #1 recruiting class - so there was hope.
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A class that actually was no where near #1.
 
ddun1eavy2 said:
It's Golden by a landslide -- You could cherry-pick the ****tiest moments of every coach other than Golden, combine them Voltron-style into Super ****** coach and they'd still lose to Golden.
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6-6 with 0-3 off of bye weeks to UNC, VT, and FIU with the 16th ranked talent based team in the country with probably the easiest schedule here in the last 20yrs begs to differ!
 
It seems that the current corch is usually the worst. The ineptitude is evident every day while time heals some of the bad memories of the others.

IMO, this is a close race between Folen and Mammy, with the FIU and GT losses giving Mammy the lead in just one year. The dancing while losing beats the hamburgers.
 
For some reason Randy thought it was a great idea to have Richard Gordon returning kicks and playing TE. He should have been a DE. But I guess Randy was right as Richard Gordon turned out to be a prolific, field-stretching TE with a whopping 10 career catches for 62 yards.

I thought no coach could be dumber until Golden came along and married his career to the defensive genius that is Mark D'No. The same defensive mastermind who had Miami's safeties lined up 15 yards off the LOS on 3rd/4th and short in Lincoln 2014. Against a Nebraska team that completed 9 passes the entire game.
 
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Can't judge yet?
Let's look at the 1st year of the last 4 coaches.
Since Coker was gifted a Natty, I took his last year.

Man, this is bad.

1.a Regular season record:
LC- 6-6
RS- 5-7
AG- 6-6
MR- 8-4
MD- 6-6

1.b Ranked opponents:
LC- 6
RS- 4
AG- 3
MR- 2
MD- 1

"Winner"- Manny

2. Record vs Ranked:
LC- 1-5
RS- 1-3
AG- 2-1
MR- 0-2
MD- 1-0

"Winner"- Richt

3. Recruiting class (1st/1st full cycle)
LC- #12
RS- #13/#1
AG- #33/#10
MR- #22/#12
MD- #28/#17

"Winner"- Manny

4. Worst Loss:
LC- UVA (5-7)
RS- UNC (4-8)
AG-UMD (2-9)
MR-ND (4-8)
MD- FIU (6-6)

"Winner"- Manny

Overall "Winner" of worse coach after 1 year-
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Manny
 
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Coker. Handed the keys to a Ferrari and don't know how to use the clutch. Now we've gotta beat up Civic with 250k on it.
 
Coker, Shannon, and Manny were good at something football coaching related.

Al Golden had no specialty or skill. He was the ultimate narcissistic con man. Some may say that Manny has no skill level, okay, but at least we know without question that he loves UM. U cannot say the same about Alfred Golden.
 
Coker burned the house down. For that, I’d say he’s the worst by far. None of the other guys have been able to rebuild the house. Richt was on the right track but wasn’t willing to make the changes necessary to get us back to elite. With the others we were never even close.
 
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1-5 Gtech
FIU and Duke back to back
0-3 on games after a bye week
Nail biter with central ******* michigan


Even Fat Al would have won 10 games with this schedule, the answer is Manure and he hasnt even officially completed his first season yet. CANT WAIT TO SEE HOW THE REST OF THE MANDY ERROR PANS OUT!!
 
It’s a sign of the prevalence of secret Manny slurpers that only 41% voted for Manny as the worst coach.

And, honestly, some of those 41% are probably Manny slurpers who voted for Manny as the worst coach just to disguise that they’re Manny slurpers.
 
How Larry Coker is last in this poll is beyond my comprehension. There is no Randy Shannon, Al Golden, Mark Richt, or Manny Diaz if Dumbo never got promoted. Talk about a staff that couldn't develope talent, couldn't gameplan, and recruited by rivals rankings. Everything that is wrong with our program started with Larry Coker as head coach.
 
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This is trending toward Diaz in a swift way to take the talent he had and bludengeon his way to a 6 and 6 record in the weakest division in the history of CFB and throw in a loss to FIU the answer deduces right down to Diaz so that is the correct answer.
 
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