Who do you dislike more as a Cane. ND or UF?

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So, I’ve been thinking about the Florida Gators and Notre Dame Fighting Irish a lot lately... and by "thinking," I mean I've been plotting their eventual downfall. You know, just in case they needed some inspiration. 😏

Let’s start with the Gators. Florida fans like to talk about their “legacy” as if it’s something they actually earned. Let’s be real — their entire history consists of a couple of decent seasons sprinkled between a whole lotta mediocrity. Sure, they won a few SEC titles, but that’s like bragging about winning the "Best of the Worst" competition. Do they ever get out of their own swamp without tripping over their own feet? The only thing they seem to dominate is the “Most Delusional Fanbase” award. Seriously, their idea of "success" is like someone patting themselves on the back for not falling flat on their face while running in flip-flops. 🙄

Now, Notre Dame. Oh boy. The “Golden Domers” are about as relevant in the modern era as my 2007 Nokia phone. They act like they invented football and that they’re still the top dogs, but the only thing they’ve got going for them is that old-school "tradition" thing they love to shout about. Newsflash: It’s 2025, not 1988, and no one cares that you might’vewon a national title a thousand years ago. They show up to the big games and promptly get their lunch handed to them, while their fans sit there with their gold helmets, pretending it’s still a magical time in college football. But hey, keep dreaming, Notre Dame — I’ll be over here laughing as your season ends the same way every year: in disappointment.

The truth is, the only thing Gator and Irish fans have in common is their delusion. They both think they’re important, but we all know the real deal. Miami is sitting comfortably at the top while they scramble around looking for any shred of relevance.

So, to all the Gators and Irish fans out there: I hope you enjoy your mid-tier bowl games and that "rich tradition" you hold so dearly — we’ll be over here hoarding championships. 🏆🔥

Go Canes, baby. Always.
 
ND.

I grew up in Ann Arbor hating them as an opponent to U of Michigan, then came to Miami and in 1989 during the heart of that rivalry and continued the hate.
 
Being a Chicago guy, ND hands down. Hate everything about the school and their fans.
 
This would apply to both.

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The gator by a mile. If you live and grew up in Florida, I don't see how it's not UiF. I don't run into many ND fans anywhere. These repulsive gators are everywhere.

Also, the gator flop trumps anything ND ever did. Honestly it trumps anything any program has ever done. Maybe the most despicable act in organized competition history. It's so perfect they're the ones that did it, it fits that entire species perfectly.
 
@KANE couldn’t have worded it better. FÜCK the Gator forever and ever. The cheating numb nüts from South Bend can get bent 100%, but blue and orange make my blood boil. ( garnet and gold can get fücked as well )
Crazy thing is. I love royal blue, and I love orange, but I hate them together….ESPECIALLY not on a football uniform…. with script writing on an orange helmet…..nor the orange and royal blue teams, that call their stadium, “The swamp”. Yeah! I hate dem muhfuccas the most.
 
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Flip a coin for me for either one but the gator has been a rival much longer than lame and invokes a different kind of disdain.
 
I hate Notre Dame just a inkling more…

Btw….This should be a poll. Both games are legit primetime matchups….but I think viewership numbers would swing to the UM-Notre Dame game.

Just something about the images of both programs that bring people’s interest.
 
Have to go with UF, although both are in a class of their own. ND plays us because they have a tie in with the ACC, otherwise they would not, but UF is in the same state and they only dropped us because they couldn't beat us. Only shameless cowards drop a state rivalry, and the gators would drop FSU if it weren't state law. The gators are the worst, Notre Dame a close second.
 
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UF...but it's close.
I always include the Semenholes because I hate them just as much.
If those 3 programs stop existing tomorrow it would be one day too late.
 
Hey, grown men and woman, and in between?

I flew out from California to go to that 2013 Gator game. **** it felt good to pull out the win. I was low seats in the West End Zone.

The record that Miami has over Florida is not even close we basically b**** slap them all the time. Except 08 run.

Notre Dame I can't say the same thing. And for all those that don't be around Notre Dame alumni and fans and just them... They are arrogant at least as much as in Florida. Straight up.

Yes, flock the Gator.

But also really flock them cats in South Bend
 
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