CGI, smoke machine, lasers, two midgets wrestling in a pool of pepto-bismol, one with a UM jersey, one with an FSU jersey, ref wearing an FAU hat. The winner of the match is Keef's choice.
Instead of hats, he's going to have a live owl, ibis, and gamecock sitting in front of him, along with a douchey white FSU frat buy dressed up as an indian.
After Ryan Timmons and the potential of Jason Hatcher, you didn’t think it could get any better did you? Well, don’t go to sleep yet. 300 pound 4 star Florida Defensive Tackle Keith Bryant says he is considering Kentucky when he makes his announcement tomorrow. For weeks, everyone has assumed that the star player was picking between South Carolina, Florida State and Miami. But today he went hat shopping and picked up a USC AND Kentucky hat as well. He tells 24/7 Sports about the Cats:
“I love Coach Stoops at Kentucky and he’s offering me a deal I can’t refuse,” Bryant said. “I would have a chance to go up there with Tevin (Spells) and the rest of my teammates. Anything could happen with that.”
It seems too good to be true and it probably is. The Cats are likely going to steal one player from Florida and another from USC. But could they get a third from South Carolina/Miami/Florida State? We have to think no…but with our man Stoops, you never know….
I enjoyed the suggestion of just one hat (miami of course) then a simple sign and walk off the stage. Would be hilarious given the games he's been playing.