What do I do now?

[Dude]

My wife's little cousin is a QB and was offered by FSU. Help me explain to him why this would be a very bad idea.

 

[johnnytsunami01]

Don't do anything yet, if he commits to them: take him out

 

[Hegemon]

Applaud the young man for being good enough for a free education and step up in life.

Adulting is not hard.

 

[Dude]

Applaud the young man for being good enough for a free education and step up in life.

Adulting is not hard.

boo! boo this man!

 

[Rellyrell]

My wife's little cousin is a QB and was offered by FSU. Help me explain to him why this would be a very bad idea.

Show him......


Nole tears

 

[johnnytsunami01]

Another idea:
Go to his house and win the award of "husband of the year" for your wife's family and offer to look after the kid while they go for a night out on the town.

Then when they are gone, "accidently" lock him in his room with the stupid chop chant playing full blast. Leave the house and come back in a few hours, that should do it.

 

[GOCANES05]

If it’s his first offer it’s natural to be excited , let others follow my question did we ?

 

[Canes2082]

Show him this....

 

[We'retheBoss]

just...show him an FSU game? Or the backpack. Or the Slingshot. I mean, really, anything in the last half dozen years

 

[Baba Yaga]

 

[TemplarCane]

Force him to binge watch every ***-whipping the Canes inflicted on the Noles since the 80s.

 

[Billy D Williams]

Take the kid to Trailorhassee for a week during the off season. If that doesn't do it wish the kid well.

 

[KANE]

Just show him some cut ups of film of the F$U OL, trying to “protect” their recent QBs. If that won’t show him, nothing will.

 

[paksat]

brass knuckles

 

[BS85]

show him my profile pic and the cornrow pic and ask if he can play for this guy

 

[Tad Footeball]

Take an unofficial to Tally with the kid and claim to be his uncle and mentor. Leave with a bag. Maybe discharge a few fire extinguishers and steal some seafood before you leave too. When you get home tell the kid that you'll go public and dime him out to the NCAA if he signs there.

 

[Dude]

If it’s his first offer it’s natural to be excited , let others follow my question did we ?

No Miami offer so far as I know. He's a really good player though.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

 

[Atom Atlas]

Another idea:
Go to his house and win the award of "husband of the year" for your wife's family and offer to look after the kid while they go for a night out on the town.

Then when they are gone, "accidently" lock him in his room with the stupid chop chant playing full blast. Leave the house and come back in a few hours, that should do it.

 

[423Hurricane]

My wife's little cousin is a QB and was offered by FSU. Help me explain to him why this would be a very bad idea.

Surprised no ones asked. Class? Measurables? School?